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Anticain
User ID: 40959433 United States 10/17/2014 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been without toilet paper for over a month. If I have to poop, I'll borrow the landlords TP... (return it of course!) or i'll use wet wipes. Quoting: Stoned Goddess I do what I want. When I want. Where I want. How I want. And who I want. But should you? Wikipedia "Also in the Kabbalah, Samael was said to be the Serpent who tempted Eve into sin. He even seduced and impregnated her with Cain." Genesis 3: 14-15 14The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this...I will put enmity between you and the woman, And between your seed and her seed" Genesis 4:11-12 So the Lord said to Cain..."now you are cursed from the earth...When you till the ground, it shall no longer yield its strength to you. A fugitive and a vagabond you shall be on the earth.” I Chronicles 2:55 And the families of the scribes...These are the Kenites ["sons of Cain"] who came from Hammath, the father of the house of Rekab. Jeremiah 35 Then I set bowls full of wine and some cups before the Rekabites ["sons of Rekab"] and said to them, “Drink some wine.” But they replied, “We do not drink wine, because our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab gave us this command: ‘Neither you nor your descendants must ever drink wine. Also you must never build houses, sow seed or plant vineyards; you must never have any of these things, but must always live in tents. Then you will live a long time in the land where you are nomads.’ We have obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab commanded us...We have lived in tents and have fully obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab commanded us. But when Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon invaded this land, we said, ‘Come, we must go to Jerusalem to escape the Babylonianb and Aramean armies.’ So we have remained in Jerusalem.” Matthew 23 “Woe to you, scribes [Kenites/Rekabites] and Pharisees, hypocrites!...Fill up, then, the measure of your fathers. You serpents, you brood of vipers, how are you to escape being sentenced to hell? Therefore I send you prophets and wise men and scribes, some of whom you will kill and crucify, and some you will flog in your synagogues and persecute from town to town, so that on you may come all the righteous blood shed on earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah the son of Barachiah..." |
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Stoned Goddess
(OP) User ID: 48235929 Canada 10/17/2014 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been without toilet paper for over a month. If I have to poop, I'll borrow the landlords TP... (return it of course!) or i'll use wet wipes. Quoting: Stoned Goddess I do what I want. When I want. Where I want. How I want. And who I want. But should you? That's for me to decide. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. :smokin1: |
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(OP) User ID: 48235929 Canada 10/17/2014 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you could cut up her piss stained panties into tiny pieces and pack a bowl. take a hit off that shit Or you could just... smoke a bowl with her... like a normal person. ok but dont pee on me ok? I might not wipe my cooch every time but that doesn't mean I'm into some sick fetishes either. :smokin1: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46497774 Canada 10/17/2014 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46497774 you could cut up her piss stained panties into tiny pieces and pack a bowl. take a hit off that shit Or you could just... smoke a bowl with her... like a normal person. ok but dont pee on me ok? I might not wipe my cooch every time but that doesn't mean I'm into some sick fetishes either. I hear ya .honest Q? though if you got no toilet paper can you not just use a cloth and water instead ? |
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Nefarious Libertine
User ID: 63276425 United States 10/17/2014 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46497774 you could cut up her piss stained panties into tiny pieces and pack a bowl. take a hit off that shit Or you could just... smoke a bowl with her... like a normal person. ok but dont pee on me ok? I might not wipe my cooch every time but that doesn't mean I'm into some sick fetishes either. Had a girl once that wanted to hold it while I took a whizz. For the first time in my life I was like WTF am I supposed to do with my hands?!? We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be: The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence. Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty. The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56171337 United States 10/17/2014 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I might not wipe my cooch every time but that doesn't mean I'm into some sick fetishes either. Had a girl once that wanted to hold it while I took a whizz. For the first time in my life I was like WTF am I supposed to do with my hands?!? chick holding your johnson and you didn't know what to do? |
Anticain
User ID: 40959433 United States 10/17/2014 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's for me to decide. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. A little self-restraint is good. Don't talk about your pooping habits in a public forum. K? Wikipedia "Also in the Kabbalah, Samael was said to be the Serpent who tempted Eve into sin. He even seduced and impregnated her with Cain." Genesis 3: 14-15 14The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this...I will put enmity between you and the woman, And between your seed and her seed" Genesis 4:11-12 So the Lord said to Cain..."now you are cursed from the earth...When you till the ground, it shall no longer yield its strength to you. A fugitive and a vagabond you shall be on the earth.” I Chronicles 2:55 And the families of the scribes...These are the Kenites ["sons of Cain"] who came from Hammath, the father of the house of Rekab. Jeremiah 35 Then I set bowls full of wine and some cups before the Rekabites ["sons of Rekab"] and said to them, “Drink some wine.” But they replied, “We do not drink wine, because our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab gave us this command: ‘Neither you nor your descendants must ever drink wine. Also you must never build houses, sow seed or plant vineyards; you must never have any of these things, but must always live in tents. Then you will live a long time in the land where you are nomads.’ We have obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab commanded us...We have lived in tents and have fully obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab commanded us. But when Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon invaded this land, we said, ‘Come, we must go to Jerusalem to escape the Babylonianb and Aramean armies.’ So we have remained in Jerusalem.” Matthew 23 “Woe to you, scribes [Kenites/Rekabites] and Pharisees, hypocrites!...Fill up, then, the measure of your fathers. You serpents, you brood of vipers, how are you to escape being sentenced to hell? Therefore I send you prophets and wise men and scribes, some of whom you will kill and crucify, and some you will flog in your synagogues and persecute from town to town, so that on you may come all the righteous blood shed on earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah the son of Barachiah..." |
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User ID: 63276425 United States 10/17/2014 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I might not wipe my cooch every time but that doesn't mean I'm into some sick fetishes either. Had a girl once that wanted to hold it while I took a whizz. For the first time in my life I was like WTF am I supposed to do with my hands?!? chick holding your johnson and you didn't know what to do? When you put it that way it does sound bad. Seriously though let your chick hold your member while taking a whizz... it is a bit strange We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be: The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence. Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty. The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE |
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(OP) User ID: 48235929 Canada 10/17/2014 11:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I might not wipe my cooch every time but that doesn't mean I'm into some sick fetishes either. Had a girl once that wanted to hold it while I took a whizz. For the first time in my life I was like WTF am I supposed to do with my hands?!? Hahaha... she must have been inexperienced. It is a fascinating organ when you get to discover it for the first time. :smokin1: |
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Stoned Goddess
(OP) User ID: 48235929 Canada 10/17/2014 11:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Stoned Goddess A little self-restraint is good. Don't talk about your pooping habits in a public forum. K? Don't tell me what to do man. If everyone took shit a little less serious, the world would be a better place. :smokin1: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46497774 Canada 10/17/2014 11:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have mastered peeing without tp. Out Dorsey jungle girl and raised girls in the jungle who can pee standing up.. No drip. Quoting: seer [link to thehairpin.com] |