I got me a Vasectomy today!!! Ask me a question!!!

How bad did it hurt?

Did it hurt?

Did Hobby Lobby give you time off?

Honestly....I was VERY surprised at how much it didn't hurt. The oddest part was when the nurse was washing me down and handling my penis.....first time a woman other than my wife has touched me there in over 11 years.....I was actually a little afraid of getting aroused....I didn't...

So, the doctor does the no needle no scalpel technique....all I felt was the quick pricks of the numbing agent 'gun'....I have one incision....I didn't feel anything....The doctor took like 8 minutes to do it.....i'm a little sore, icing it down...but, I can say that the amount of stress and anxiety was more than needed......


What sucks is I can't lift (weights) for a week......I'm glad it's over....

thanks for asking!

kinda.....I did take the whole day off!!! my boss (male) was VERY understanding

Peas be with you.

Oxy for a vasectomy, seriously? And people wonder why we have a prescription drug problem in Merica.

I took a few Tylenol's and was good to go.

i have to say 'no'....only felt the pricks of the numbing drugs....that's it....key is icing it for a few days....

Right, I know, huh? I was UBER surprised by the pain meds. I didn't ask for them. Oh well, I guess it's my 'treat' for being a big boy : )

Amen brotha, I suppose if you got em, take advantage! I can say the anxiety before getting it done was high, but in reality I've had worse appointments at the dentist.

Your sperms are all confused now!

Not sure what the doctor recommends, but depending on your age I wouldn't think its a good idea to be lifting in a week. 2 would prolly be alright, but if you go early, man it will feel like an elephant just kicked you in the balls.

Enjoy your Peter North showloads for the next few weeks... That eases the sting a little bit lol.

I totally agree! I knew that my anxiety before was way higher than it needed to be....but, hell, it is my 'area'...and no matter how much advice I got from friends who had it done..it didn't help reduce it....

All I can to others now, is that it truly is not as bad it it seems like it's gonna be.....I had a great experience, and as long as I don't screw it up and over exert myself, I'll be fine.

well, all i have left in the magazine is what had already creeped up out of the scrotum.......yup, the rest are headed for recycling : )

Thanks for the advice! Yeah, it'll probably be closer to two weeks, as we are out of town next weekend.....I would rather lose my gains, than have my nuts inflate to grapefruits.

CUE THE PORNO GUITAR MUSIC OP BOOOOOOWOW CHIKKA BOWWWWWOW

Yes, it will be VERY NICE to not have to wear 'protection' with my wife!!!!

You've increased your chances of getting prostate cancer.

I know. That totally sucks. Compound that with the fact my maternal grand father had prostate cancer. It is one of the factors of making the decision. I have Crohn's and I'm currently on Remicade and Imuran....So, pick your poison : )

Bad choice my friend.

Did you, in fact, wear a tuxedo to the operation?

Would you say the anxiety prior was worse than the procedure? I think more men would be agreeable to the procedure if they heard from other men how it went. Good for you for taking the step...I'm sure your wife appreciates it too!

Nope. Jock Strap. Boxers. Shorts. T-Shirt. Flip-Flops.

: )

That would have been hilarious. Especially, a Dumb and Dumber Tux.

YES! The anxiety was definitely MORE than needed. I knew that though. I knew that in the end, the stress invested before the procedure was over board....but, no matter what I was told, it's something ever man who chooses to have the procedure, has to go through himself...

and yes, my wife is VERY happy i'm now neutered....we are done having babies....and using condoms.....: P

I appreciate your opinion. As it is...I'm gonna be paying for college into my sixties....to each their own : )

Congratulations.

Now, you are no longer "attractive" to the opposite sex.
You're pheromones no longer have the scent of a productive,
virile and fertile man.

Your wife or girlfriend will now become distant and see no
use for you.

You will be put out to pasture, as the saying goes.

Congratulations.

What you were put here for is no longer in the equation.
You may now become go buy your Harley, get a tattoo or two,
pretend you are the productive, virile, fertile man you
once were.

Stupid men.

It shows you are secure in your manhood to do this - don't listen to the idiots that say you "lost" something.

WOW!!!

Hate men much?

I agree. I lost nothing. I want no more babies. That previous post was NUTZ!!!!

Watch out for the psycho praying mantis



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