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My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
you have a bush?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48774854



It's funny that you devise from my statement that I must have a bush.


Just because it betrays so much of what and who you are on the inside…


I won't answer your question, even though I normally would any other time.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Mo you're so hot we dont care if you have a 70's style bush!

cruise
Harley Chunnam

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10/30/2013 05:45 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
I used to trim my pit hair and then one day thought "fuck it, may as well take it all off". I've never looked back...

I generally give my body hair a trim/shave once a week coz I'm a lazy bastard) so why not just bloody take it off? It's more hygienic and personally I prefer it to being hairy. My wife prefers it too.

Each to their own, I suppose. Do it if you want to, don't if you're just doing it for her - may get you brownie points though ;)
 Quoting: Harley Chunnam


you are from UAE

a Muslim Sharia law country

it is illegal by Quran for man
to shave body hair

beheading is your punishment
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49160670


Um, no. I live in the UAE, I am not from the UAE.

Sounds like you know the quaran more than most people...
"...too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Btw, I just killed this thread.
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10/30/2013 05:49 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
She says I'd be doing it for her. I don't know seems weird but then again she is clean shaven where it counts so I guess I should play ball?
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10/30/2013 05:59 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
I am a guy and do it, but do it because the aluminum in deodorant causes all kinds of problems with my skin.

I don't see any issues with it, who the fuck is going to see it anyway?
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
I used to trim my pit hair and then one day thought "fuck it, may as well take it all off". I've never looked back...

I generally give my body hair a trim/shave once a week coz I'm a lazy bastard) so why not just bloody take it off? It's more hygienic and personally I prefer it to being hairy. My wife prefers it too.

Each to their own, I suppose. Do it if you want to, don't if you're just doing it for her - may get you brownie points though ;)
 Quoting: Harley Chunnam


you are from UAE

a Muslim Sharia law country

it is illegal by Quran for man
to shave body hair

beheading is your punishment
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49160670


Um, no. I live in the UAE, I am not from the UAE.

Sounds like you know the quaran more than most people...
 Quoting: Harley Chunnam


it doesn't matter where you're from

you are IN UAE when shaving body hair

behead is your punishment
Jaws

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10/30/2013 06:10 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
She is insecure. My wife bitched for years for me to cut my pony tail until she finally admitted it was because she knew women liked it. I am blessed with naturally curly hair and she hates the attention I get for it. Your GF probably noticed other women looking at you like a REAL man and she wants to fem you down a couple notches so you have less opportunity to stray. Let her bitch and stand your ground, you will win.
Don't mess with imperfection
Harley Chunnam

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10/30/2013 06:11 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
I used to trim my pit hair and then one day thought "fuck it, may as well take it all off". I've never looked back...

I generally give my body hair a trim/shave once a week coz I'm a lazy bastard) so why not just bloody take it off? It's more hygienic and personally I prefer it to being hairy. My wife prefers it too.

Each to their own, I suppose. Do it if you want to, don't if you're just doing it for her - may get you brownie points though ;)
 Quoting: Harley Chunnam


you are from UAE

a Muslim Sharia law country

it is illegal by Quran for man
to shave body hair

beheading is your punishment
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49160670


Um, no. I live in the UAE, I am not from the UAE.

Sounds like you know the quaran more than most people...
 Quoting: Harley Chunnam


it doesn't matter where you're from

you are IN UAE when shaving body hair

behead is your punishment
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49160670


Still not true.

Besides, you tell that to all the Arabic bodybuilders walking around with no body hair at all, but still have heads...
"...too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Btw, I just killed this thread.
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you are from UAE

a Muslim Sharia law country

it is illegal by Quran for man
to shave body hair

beheading is your punishment
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49160670


Um, no. I live in the UAE, I am not from the UAE.

Sounds like you know the quaran more than most people...
 Quoting: Harley Chunnam


it doesn't matter where you're from

you are IN UAE when shaving body hair

behead is your punishment
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49160670


Still not true.

Besides, you tell that to all the Arabic bodybuilders walking around with no body hair at all, but still have heads...
 Quoting: Harley Chunnam


now you can add lying to the list of offenses
to Allah

off with your head infidel
Harley Chunnam

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Um, no. I live in the UAE, I am not from the UAE.

Sounds like you know the quaran more than most people...
 Quoting: Harley Chunnam


it doesn't matter where you're from

you are IN UAE when shaving body hair

behead is your punishment
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49160670


Still not true.

Besides, you tell that to all the Arabic bodybuilders walking around with no body hair at all, but still have heads...
 Quoting: Harley Chunnam


now you can add lying to the list of offenses
to Allah

off with your head infidel
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49160670


Yeah, you just lost me. wall
"...too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Btw, I just killed this thread.
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2013 06:30 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
All women secretly want their guys to shave their pits.

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Ummm, no, we don't.

OP, why the fuck does she want you to shave your pits? I can see wanting your man to keep his lower regions under some kind of control, not shaved necessarily, but trimmed enough not to interfere with certain activities. But pits? Unless you have a hygiene issue, why the hell would any woman care about pit hair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49033753


most women shouldn't..but when the pit hair gets to be really long, seriously..it grosses me out even and im a guy..i trim the pits, about half way

mine gets long as fuck, about 4 inchs, sometimes longer, some hairs longer than others...take a trimmer to it...

if one doesn't suffer from gross long pit hair, don't see the need then, but some of us need a proper trim. I'm single right now though, so the pubes are ungroomed...but when Im with a female, i make sure to trim that also. She don't need to be flossing her teeth on that shit.
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10/30/2013 06:31 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
Next thing you know she will want you to have your balls shaved and soon after you will be sitting when you piss.

Man up and get rid of her.
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10/30/2013 06:35 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
I'm sure she doesn't want you to shave em bald like her banjo is kept.

Just trim them down short obviously.

I do, I learnt it will keep your Body Odor to a minimum while sweating less and "studies have shown" it's actually more appealing to a woman. albeit the slightest bit more in your case OP.

I'm guessing She'd rather give YOU a hug than fight for air inside that gorillas headlock.

I made that up.

Give her what she wants OP or you never know, or a more aerodynamic gorilla could swing through and make some sweet sweet music.

 Quoting: Paved In Chaos


truth. my pit hair gets crazy long and nasty, so i TRIM it down to a reasonable 2 inch length ....and it does help with odor, i notice I dont need under arm deodrant as much anymore, just bathe/soap..usually good to go

all that hair traps smelly shit.


shaved? never tried it..thats pretty gay. Though, I think Im going to trim down to about 1 inch of arm hair soon...
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10/30/2013 06:37 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
you have a bush?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48774854



It's funny that you devise from my statement that I must have a bush.


Just because it betrays so much of what and who you are on the inside…


I won't answer your question, even though I normally would any other time.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Mo you're so hot we dont care if you have a 70's style bush!

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48933241


MO is cute, seen her on GLP cam..but still a bush can ruin it all

I have seen many very hot asian/japanese girls in a porn, its all fun and games until they lower the panties, and a jungle pops out. Instant turn off
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
most important that she shave her own armpits, i love smooth soft feminine armpits
jerkit
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10/30/2013 06:39 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
Shave off all your hair and tell everyone you are a competitive swimmer.....
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yeah like 90% of GLP'ers could get away with that

we are all out of shape
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
Don't even go there all the toxins in your deodorant will get in the micro wounds and you'll end up with breast cancer like they do.
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
I'm sure she doesn't want you to shave em bald like her banjo is kept.

Just trim them down short obviously.

I do, I learnt it will keep your Body Odor to a minimum while sweating less and "studies have shown" it's actually more appealing to a woman. albeit the slightest bit more in your case OP.

I'm guessing She'd rather give YOU a hug than fight for air inside that gorillas headlock.

I made that up.

Give her what she wants OP or you never know, or a more aerodynamic gorilla could swing through and make some sweet sweet music.

 Quoting: Paved In Chaos


bump
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
Next thing you know she will want you to have your balls shaved and soon after you will be sitting when you piss.

Man up and get rid of her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49165477


yea

just wait til you want to watch the big game
on TV

and she comes steals the remote control
and turns it to Lifetime to watch
Oprah reruns

run dude

the slavery never ends

and once you sign the marriage license,
she has you by the balls
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10/30/2013 06:54 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
pump the hump
dump the skunk

repeat til it sinks in
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10/30/2013 07:29 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
pissing in sitting position is much healthier than pissing in stand-up position
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10/30/2013 07:49 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
Huh? What's the problem? I shave my armpits, pubes, balls and ass. My wife complains about it, because she wants me to be hairy, but it's my body and I do whatever I like with it. She didn't cut her hair short as I would like it.

Grow up.
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:youreafag:
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rofl5
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10/30/2013 11:59 AM
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
lots of people/men/faiths do it. why not you. go on, I dare ya.
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
She says I'd be doing it for her. I don't know seems weird but then again she is clean shaven where it counts so I guess I should play ball?
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She wants you to be a bitch
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Re: My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!
Do it and you're a simp





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