My gf wants me to shave my arm pits...help!

I doubt GLP is the best place to share your insecurities. Grow a pair and be a man, whatever your choice regarding your armpit hair will be.

I dunno, I think that's a pretty fucking unreasonable request.


That's like you COMMANDING her to shave her vagina bush. (I noted you said she does already, but this an ANALogy, mkay?)


It's not like she would tolerate that.


And if she would, damn she's a freaky slut, so in that case why are you surprised she's being perversely domineering!?

ffs just tell her no.
all you young fellas are fucking gay these days.

Sometimes I think being in a relationship is just a test of how much shit you are willing to put up with.

Trimming acceptable?

"doing it for her" is a manipulative term chicks use... if you don t want, you don t have to.. don t be a turncoat... if she likes you, then she ll like you no matter how... if she s a manipulative bitch, she ll trhrow a tantrum... because you dared disagreeing with her... act accordingly

dont shave them bro, thats just weird. Maybe a trim, thats ok, i trim mine, only because the hair is really dark and gets long..like literally 4 inch long hairs lol..so i trim it down..but not bald...

Well being with a freaky weirdo bitch can certainly make shit a lot tougher.

you have a bush?

Ask her why, and where she is heading with this? ask her to be truthful and trust you with her reasons... as there is always an ulterior motive, and she wants you to go in this direction for a reason.

While trust is good, being able to communicate how you feel/what you desire is much better, and leads (in my opinion) to a happier, healthier relationship.

It's funny that you devise from my statement that I must have a bush.


Just because it betrays so much of what and who you are on the inside…


I won't answer your question, even though I normally would any other time.

that
Ditch

fair enough

One can see the heart through the mouth.

All women secretly want their guys to shave their pits.

Refuse if you don't want to, but be aware that gives her grounds to stop shaving hers.

Also, explain to her that bald pits on an otherwise unshaven guy look utterly ridiculous.

Ummm, no, we don't.

OP, why the fuck does she want you to shave your pits? I can see wanting your man to keep his lower regions under some kind of control, not shaved necessarily, but trimmed enough not to interfere with certain activities. But pits? Unless you have a hygiene issue, why the hell would any woman care about pit hair?

BINGO

it's a test by her to see
how good a slave you will make

all women do it

if they say they don't,
they're lying

Tell her you'll shave your pits if she shaves her eyeballs.

Reasonable swap

SHIN THIS PIT !
:ankle_bite:

I'm sure she doesn't want you to shave em bald like her banjo is kept.

Just trim them down short obviously.

I do, I learnt it will keep your Body Odor to a minimum while sweating less and "studies have shown" it's actually more appealing to a woman. albeit the slightest bit more in your case OP.

I'm guessing She'd rather give YOU a hug than fight for air inside that gorillas headlock.

I made that up.

Give her what she wants OP or you never know, or a more aerodynamic gorilla could swing through and make some sweet sweet music.


Last Edited by Paved In Chaos on 10/30/2013 04:55 AM

Unfortunately the test requires real actions.

Tell her to get her anus bleached. To dye her hair a different colour and to laser her tattoos off.
Say you will be doing it for me.

This. And from a female point of view, if you give in too much she'll think you're a puss.

Whip it out. Show her you're the man. Men do not shave their pits.

End.

I used to trim my pit hair and then one day thought "fuck it, may as well take it all off". I've never looked back...

I generally give my body hair a trim/shave once a week coz I'm a lazy bastard) so why not just bloody take it off? It's more hygienic and personally I prefer it to being hairy. My wife prefers it too.

Each to their own, I suppose. Do it if you want to, don't if you're just doing it for her - may get you brownie points though ;)

Shave off all your hair and tell everyone you are a competitive swimmer.....

you are from UAE

a Muslim Sharia law country

it is illegal by Quran for man
to shave body hair

beheading is your punishment

Huh? What's the problem? I shave my armpits, pubes, balls and ass. My wife complains about it, because she wants me to be hairy, but it's my body and I do whatever I like with it. She didn't cut her hair short as I would like it.

Grow up.

hair holds sweat- without it you be dripping straight from the pits, down your arms and sides and belly….very annoying if you are in heat or doing heavy work

Do it!
She will probably like to lick your armpits during sex
Do it now!

:youreafag: