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10 reasons A gun is better than a woman

 
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10 reasons A gun is better than a woman
It's just a joke so don't flame me.



And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.

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Re: 10 reasons A gun is better than a woman
Yeah, but try intercourse with a gun and things can get really nasty.
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Re: 10 reasons A gun is better than a woman
It's just a joke so don't flame me.



And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - Because they're fucking GAY
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Re: 10 reasons A gun is better than a woman
Thanks.
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Re: 10 reasons A gun is better than a woman
This is gold.

5 stars.
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Re: 10 reasons A gun is better than a woman
Yeah, but try intercourse with a gun and things can get really nasty.
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Re: 10 reasons A gun is better than a woman
Yeah, but try intercourse with a gun and things can get really nasty.
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laugh
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try throwing your girl at a bad guy

wlcome

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THOMAS PAINE (1737-1809)

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Re: 10 reasons A gun is better than a woman
Yeah, but try intercourse with a gun and things can get really nasty.
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laugh
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try throwing your girl at a bad guy

wlcome

hottiegun
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I like my guns...and going to an indoor range for an evening out is about perfect! :)

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"I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the waters to create many ripples." Mother Teresa
America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
We are no longer the "land of the free" we are now the "largest prison nation in the world."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King,Jr.





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