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Where the FUCK is our Patton?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2013 09:59 PM
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Where the FUCK is our Patton?
its time.
damma
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04/17/2013 10:46 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
when we lived in Needles Cal. there was a saying that Patton had buried a bunch of military equipment and that he would be back to unbury it to use in the war that was being fought on our land. How strange you would be looking for him.
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04/26/2013 08:22 PM
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when we lived in Needles Cal. there was a saying that Patton had buried a bunch of military equipment and that he would be back to unbury it to use in the war that was being fought on our land. How strange you would be looking for him.
 Quoting: damma 33706201


I'd never heard of this, and I've researched Patton for a long time. Can you tell me where you heard this? I am fascinated about this.
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04/26/2013 08:23 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Patton was Alexander the Great reincarnated you know.

Last Edited by Frank Frankson on 04/26/2013 08:23 PM
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04/26/2013 08:26 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
The Iraqi Tanks we captured are at the Patton Museum in ft, Knox. If You ever go there, you'll see my Pic "Cpl-Love" on T-72
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04/26/2013 08:27 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
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My favorite quote from him when talking to Iraqi tribal leaders: "I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all."

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04/26/2013 08:28 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Died in plane crash earlier this week.Worked just as well as cutting brake lines.
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04/26/2013 08:32 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
when we lived in Needles Cal. there was a saying that Patton had buried a bunch of military equipment and that he would be back to unbury it to use in the war that was being fought on our land. How strange you would be looking for him.
 Quoting: damma 33706201


Strange. Sounds like a prophecy I read about given to George Washington. Im not sure if its a hoax but heres a link if you're interested.

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YOUR PATTON!laugh










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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
when we lived in Needles Cal. there was a saying that Patton had buried a bunch of military equipment and that he would be back to unbury it to use in the war that was being fought on our land. How strange you would be looking for him.
 Quoting: damma 33706201


Strange. Sounds like a prophecy I read about given to George Washington. Im not sure if its a hoax but heres a link if you're interested.

[link to www.ushistory.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3873496


I meant the "war being fought in our land" part.
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04/26/2013 08:51 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Judging by what I saw today he's probably being robbed, someone trying to be as him or he probably just said fuck it, let the enemies have it.
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04/26/2013 08:55 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Patton is waiting for someone to blow Gjallarhorn:

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04/26/2013 09:03 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
nobody is patton
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04/26/2013 09:05 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
ty buddy.
Mr. D
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04/26/2013 09:09 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Judging by what I saw today he's probably being robbed, someone trying to be as him or he probably just said fuck it, let the enemies have it.
 Quoting: Mr. D 4603964


Of course I'm being sarcastic. I have a feeling the enemies are already in the gates.


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Mr. D
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04/26/2013 09:10 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
ty buddy.
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skull_fing
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04/26/2013 09:18 PM
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omw....I couldn't have thought it better,OP.
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04/26/2013 09:22 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Patton is waiting for someone to blow Gjallarhorn:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Hell, I'd settle for a Grant or a Sherman right about now. Patton was on one of the greatest generals ever.
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
ty buddy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38933435


It wouldn't surprise me if you are one of deranged individuals I saw today. Thieves just looking to steal what is not theirs controlled by traitors.
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04/26/2013 09:50 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Patton is waiting for someone to blow Gjallarhorn:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Brisketball


Your bacon mask disturbs me...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37322955


What bacon mask?
KarinZa

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04/26/2013 11:04 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
lolololol....it IS disturbing and that was FUNNY!!!

Remember from that movie with George C Scott....the horn would play in the background as he'd say while in Tripoli: "I've been here before."
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"As soon as you finally figure it out, that there is no Batman, there is Messiah, there is no 'hero' coming to save the day, that's when you will win this battle."

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04/26/2013 11:31 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Todays ppl who would be our heroes are either yes men in position of power. (dickless wonders)
Or have been contained and/or killed by the system they rose to power in.

They will have to come from the middle class or lower. They are the only one with their balls still fully intact and angry enough to do the damage needed.

Dudes gonna need a catastrophe and a miracle to make enough room for him to move up. Whoever he or she might be.

Or maybe the day of heroes is dead and it will take society
having a paradigm shift and a movement that will put the will of the ppl back in charge. Then maybe the ppl will kick out the yes men lady boys and put some men in who actually want
dominate the enemy and secure this countries future.

Fuck man...I mean,....fuck
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04/26/2013 11:35 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
Patton was Alexander the Great reincarnated you know.
 Quoting: Frank Frankson


I would think that either Hitler, Stalin or Mussolini would have been :)
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Definitely not Hitler, maybe Stalin though.
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04/26/2013 11:37 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
all of our generals are busy getting in touch with their "inner child", and nurturing their "feminine side".

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04/26/2013 11:40 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
I'm thinking right now we have more of a General Custer...
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04/26/2013 11:48 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
its time.
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you killed him already.
Mr. D
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04/26/2013 11:51 PM
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
all of our generals are busy getting in touch with their "inner child", and nurturing their "feminine side".

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7189906


No, more like being fired or dying in airplane crashes.
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Re: Where the FUCK is our Patton?
In your mom?





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