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A simple solution to plane crashes?

 
psilocybinaut111333
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A simple solution to plane crashes?
After watching "Air crash investigators" I thought of a simple solution to air crashes...

Only thing is, it seems too simple...

I cant believe no one has thought about or implemented it already, so people of GLP please tell me why they dont simply fit all planes with a big PARACHUTE!!!

If the extra weight is the issue, then surely someone could design one from carrier bag material!

Surely the cost of one single investigation into a crash would be more than enough to kit out every single plane in the sky with its very own giant polythene parachute...

Hell you could even use recycled supermarket bags! Save lives and the environment all in one fell swoop!!! I'm on Fire! 3:D

So come on GLP, why the heebie jeebies dont they do this?
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10/30/2012 03:42 AM

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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
After watching "Air crash investigators" I thought of a simple solution to air crashes...

Only thing is, it seems too simple...

I cant believe no one has thought about or implemented it already, so people of GLP please tell me why they dont simply fit all planes with a big PARACHUTE!!!

If the extra weight is the issue, then surely someone could design one from carrier bag material!

Surely the cost of one single investigation into a crash would be more than enough to kit out every single plane in the sky with its very own giant polythene parachute...

Hell you could even use recycled supermarket bags! Save lives and the environment all in one fell swoop!!! I'm on Fire! 3:D

So come on GLP, why the heebie jeebies dont they do this?
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Take that idea further and you might become rich if it starts to be implemented. Half the cash goes my way because I recommended it. :p
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Almost all air accidents happen on takeoff or landing at altitudes under 500 feet. Throw the chute at 500 feet and it wouldn't even unravel before the plane hit the ground.

It would only maybe, maybe help for that freak 1 in 100 crash that takes place from 10,000 feet. They're not going to bankrupt the air industry for an accident that happens once in a decade. 1 out of 10 million flights. You have a better chance of winning the powerball than ever needing that chute.
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
After watching "Air crash investigators" I thought of a simple solution to air crashes...

Only thing is, it seems too simple...

I cant believe no one has thought about or implemented it already, so people of GLP please tell me why they dont simply fit all planes with a big PARACHUTE!!!

If the extra weight is the issue, then surely someone could design one from carrier bag material!

Surely the cost of one single investigation into a crash would be more than enough to kit out every single plane in the sky with its very own giant polythene parachute...

Hell you could even use recycled supermarket bags! Save lives and the environment all in one fell swoop!!! I'm on Fire! 3:D

So come on GLP, why the heebie jeebies dont they do this?
 Quoting: psilocybinaut111333


Ballistic parachute systems are actually really common in light (under 5700kg) aircraft.

See [link to brsparachutes.com]

For an example in use:
[link to www.youtube.com]

I imagine there is a whole set of engineer problems associated with airliners such as airspeed, altitude and how big a chute you'd need to slow something as big as a 747.
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10/30/2012 04:16 AM
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Problem is, parachutes cannot be opened at a high speed.

When military aircraft is dropping paratroopers, the pilots have that airplane one notch above "stall speed", the speed at which the wings no longer produce lift.
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Almost all air accidents happen on takeoff or landing at altitudes under 500 feet. Throw the chute at 500 feet and it wouldn't even unravel before the plane hit the ground.

It would only maybe, maybe help for that freak 1 in 100 crash that takes place from 10,000 feet. They're not going to bankrupt the air industry for an accident that happens once in a decade. 1 out of 10 million flights. You have a better chance of winning the powerball than ever needing that chute.
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How about if you had one thats already unravelled? For instance, imagine a bag, open end forwards, flat on the roof of a plane running the entire length, with a trigger that flicks the top part of the bag up in the air. It'd fill instantly with air. Wouldnt that work? even below 500 feet?
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Problem is, parachutes cannot be opened at a high speed.

When military aircraft is dropping paratroopers, the pilots have that airplane one notch above "stall speed", the speed at which the wings no longer produce lift.
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Maybe the parachute has limitations that could be overcome using variations on my idea. Cone shaped ones maybe, with an open end @ the top. IF you could open and close the hole in a sphincter like fashion, you could even control decent velocity.
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Almost all air accidents happen on takeoff or landing at altitudes under 500 feet. Throw the chute at 500 feet and it wouldn't even unravel before the plane hit the ground.

It would only maybe, maybe help for that freak 1 in 100 crash that takes place from 10,000 feet. They're not going to bankrupt the air industry for an accident that happens once in a decade. 1 out of 10 million flights. You have a better chance of winning the powerball than ever needing that chute.
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How about if you had one thats already unravelled? For instance, imagine a bag, open end forwards, flat on the roof of a plane running the entire length, with a trigger that flicks the top part of the bag up in the air. It'd fill instantly with air. Wouldnt that work? even below 500 feet?
 Quoting: psilocybinaut111333


Not likely. That's an aviation nightmare. Airplanes are designed in certain ways to decrease drag all around it.

What you decribed here is undoable, for many reasons.

Airplanes are not something that you can just add stuff to, on the fuselage, like you add luggage on a car.
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Problem is, parachutes cannot be opened at a high speed.

When military aircraft is dropping paratroopers, the pilots have that airplane one notch above "stall speed", the speed at which the wings no longer produce lift.
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Maybe the parachute has limitations that could be overcome using variations on my idea. Cone shaped ones maybe, with an open end @ the top. IF you could open and close the hole in a sphincter like fashion, you could even control decent velocity.
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Do you have an aviation background?
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
I would have been impressed if you had actually come up with an original concept... like putting everyone in jello encased enclosures...
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Problem is, parachutes cannot be opened at a high speed.

When military aircraft is dropping paratroopers, the pilots have that airplane one notch above "stall speed", the speed at which the wings no longer produce lift.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26615942


Maybe the parachute has limitations that could be overcome using variations on my idea. Cone shaped ones maybe, with an open end @ the top. IF you could open and close the hole in a sphincter like fashion, you could even control decent velocity.
 Quoting: psilocybinaut111333


First you need to find a material strong enough to handle slowing 950,000 pounds of airliner suddenly, while travelling at a little over Mach 0.8 without tearing or having the lines break. Then consider whether the structure of the aircraft can handle it (wing spars are strong, but the sudden g-force would be huge).

IMO the aircraft would break up immediately.

The only feasible approach I can think of is a set of smaller drag chutes to reduce the aircraft speed and then primary chutes say under 250kts and 10000 feet. I don't think it will work to be honest, it's great for light planes under 150kts though. (yes I have an aviation background btw).
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Problem is, parachutes cannot be opened at a high speed.

When military aircraft is dropping paratroopers, the pilots have that airplane one notch above "stall speed", the speed at which the wings no longer produce lift.
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 Quoting: psilocybinaut111333




(yes I have an aviation background btw).
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That background question was directed at the Brit. I just needed to know how technical I could get with the guy.
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
After watching "Air crash investigators" I thought of a simple solution to air crashes...

Only thing is, it seems too simple...

I cant believe no one has thought about or implemented it already, so people of GLP please tell me why they dont simply fit all planes with a big PARACHUTE!!!

If the extra weight is the issue, then surely someone could design one from carrier bag material!

Surely the cost of one single investigation into a crash would be more than enough to kit out every single plane in the sky with its very own giant polythene parachute...

Hell you could even use recycled supermarket bags! Save lives and the environment all in one fell swoop!!! I'm on Fire! 3:D

So come on GLP, why the heebie jeebies dont they do this?
 Quoting: psilocybinaut111333


Ballistic parachute systems are actually really common in light (under 5700kg) aircraft.

See [link to brsparachutes.com]

For an example in use:
[link to www.youtube.com]

I imagine there is a whole set of engineer problems associated with airliners such as airspeed, altitude and how big a chute you'd need to slow something as big as a 747.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26069213


^^^this^^^

I work in aviation and it is very rare for a plane to crash at cruise altitude. 92% of all inflight accidents occur during taxi, takeoff, descent and landing all which would make a parachute unusable. So it would not increase chances of survival enough to finance this idea.
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Why not design the big planes to break apart when the chute is deployed, kind of like crumple zones in cars?
Everything breaks away when the chute deploys via the g force created by the drag of the chute?
That would separate the passengers from the fuel source and engines reducing chance of fire.
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
Parachutes can also be used to rapidly slow an object, like a dragster.
At low altitude when the plane has stalled a chute could reduce the impact force and separate the passengers from the flammable fuel.
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
After watching "Air crash investigators" I thought of a simple solution to air crashes...

Only thing is, it seems too simple...

I cant believe no one has thought about or implemented it already, so people of GLP please tell me why they dont simply fit all planes with a big PARACHUTE!!!

If the extra weight is the issue, then surely someone could design one from carrier bag material!

Surely the cost of one single investigation into a crash would be more than enough to kit out every single plane in the sky with its very own giant polythene parachute...

Hell you could even use recycled supermarket bags! Save lives and the environment all in one fell swoop!!! I'm on Fire! 3:D

So come on GLP, why the heebie jeebies dont they do this?
 Quoting: psilocybinaut111333


Ballistic parachute systems are actually really common in light (under 5700kg) aircraft.

See [link to brsparachutes.com]

For an example in use:


[link to www.youtube.com]

I imagine there is a whole set of engineer problems associated with airliners such as airspeed, altitude and how big a chute you'd need to slow something as big as a 747.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26069213


Ah well beaten to it. Surely the design and physics stay the same even if u scale it up? I'm sure its in the pipeline if its doable :)
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Re: A simple solution to plane crashes?
After watching "Air crash investigators" I thought of a simple solution to air crashes...

Only thing is, it seems too simple...

I cant believe no one has thought about or implemented it already, so people of GLP please tell me why they dont simply fit all planes with a big PARACHUTE!!!

If the extra weight is the issue, then surely someone could design one from carrier bag material!

Surely the cost of one single investigation into a crash would be more than enough to kit out every single plane in the sky with its very own giant polythene parachute...

Hell you could even use recycled supermarket bags! Save lives and the environment all in one fell swoop!!! I'm on Fire! 3:D

So come on GLP, why the heebie jeebies dont they do this?
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