Why do people drink beer?

what I like to drink is cold water, milk and fruit with water is the best drinks for me.

water contains Aspartame and other elements. Milk contains the byproduct of chemicals used to keep the cows 'in season' all year round. Juice contains E-Numbers and other assorted 'niceties.'

There's no escape.

To OP

Because you are a straight boring pleb?

Because Beer tastes so bloody awesome.

Well most does...

EDIT: not to mention Alcohol works great at fighting cancer (when used in sensible amounts), aswell as being a anesthetic.

Even the damn animals are alcoholics...








Last Edited by BRIEF on 06/01/2012 07:21 AM

Think you nailed it there. Anyone who boasts about their 'atheletic body' is almost guaranteed to be a boring, meathead.

OP, you may have an awesome body but that doesn't do a thing to help you be a more understanding person. The fact that you question why other people drink beer because YOU don't like it speaks volumes. I hope you're young.

15824358, okay, for some people beer tastes fuckingg bad and somebody love it.

Anonymous Coward 16084488, you are a fat loser.

Its ok Knud...

no worries cock.

I like beer. Ice cold on a hot day after mowing.

but my drink of choice is whiskey. Straight up.

I am 5' 7" and about 140 lbs.

I don't drink a lot of fruit juice because it has huge amounts of sugar in it and I am hypoglycemic and if I drink it in the morning I will pass out by lunch time from the blood sugar drop.

Beer is for pussys because it's gives people a good feeling..if you was in the jungle I will eat you fuckingg losers..

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Beer is proof that God exists and wants us to be happy. -Ben Franklin

The nomadic times are over...pussy.

Thanks for showing your true attittude,those other people were right about you and now you're pissed.Admit it your an insecure loser who buffed up his body to come across more secure,and yet you still fail at life and are probably still a frustrated virgin.

Dude, you'd be dead by nightfall unless you managed to beg someone with a brain to build you shelter and provide food/drink. You're the bottom level of civilisation. Enjoy your muscles :)

It makes them a jolly good fellow?

Sorry i had to post this

Eat healthy. Work out. Stay fit.

Die anyway.

And that's cool and you might look nice.
But lets face it right, you're boring as crap.
I mean you make Martha Stuart look interesting seriously.

OP i think i found you on youtube..

Because bear is our social glue!
(czech republic native)

Sounds like you need to have a beer and chill the fuck out...

lmao.. I think you don't get the reality what jungle is... and yes in your dreams.

I love beer.

If you don't like beer stop drinking larger and give the real stuff a go.

I don't drink milk because I am lactose intolerant and also I am not a mother-dependant child.

I don't drink fruit juice because it is ridiculously high on sugar and you do not burn that sugar off it will send your insulin up and make you store extra fat.

I like water but I also like things with flavour because I believe in enjoying my life and not hiding away experiences.

Beer is like a meal in a glass and is delicious.

Also hops have a lot of oestrogen in which gives you massive tits.

Although I do understand that this last point may not make it appealing to most men.

holly shit he looks fucking gay, sry but not me.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you drink beer. Ill be in the jungle with a cold beer and a Junglas come at me playboy

beer in the jungle
it sounds so nice

denmark....please, i tried that tuborg SHIT and it made me puke, no fuckin wonder theyre turning out huge strapping gay lads. stick to making cakes.

rolf... for me fruit juice is good because i do something called workout.