There is this evil little creature which keeps staring at me from my window and keeps fucking annoying me

Is it wearing a leprachaun hat?

any thoughts to what it is?

Its black in colour and its eyes are gleaming red.

Don't think i've ever seen such a shitty little creature in my life...

no...

what a knob ..

you think I'm joking?

How would like some random creature scratching your window at night?

are you being serious or is this a parody about my post from earlier about the possum outside??

the fuck is a possum???

I'm being serious, its still outside my window making scratching noises!

Nothing is at your window, you probably heard a scratch so you grabbed your air soft gun and realized its the wind making a branch scratch your window, so you let your mind get the best of you and figured it would be an awesome story to make up on GLP for the night. Grab a crumpet and your tea then dress up in your night gown and get some sleep rest assured you will be fine.

Seems to me if you werent lying, you would be able to provide pictures. so......

go take a picture

Why not take a picture then people could give you a definitive answer as to what it is?

read my thread.. just type in possum in the search box and it should be something like there is this evil possum outside.. bla bla bla.. and so on..

he looks out the window and sees this then he grabs the lotion

can't, the window reflects my room light, and since its dark outside with my streetlights on, I can't take a picture because the flash will reflect off the window.

The only option would be to open the window and take a picture, and theres a possibility that blasted thing could get in!

can't, the window reflects my room light, and since its dark outside with my streetlights on, I can't take a picture because the flash will reflect off the window.

The only option would be to open the window and take a picture, and theres a possibility that blasted thing could get in!

Maybe it's a stray cat or puppy or other small domestic animal. Call either SPCA or animal control...unless you're just winding us all up. A picture would be helpful.

how can a branch have teeth?

I'm 3 floors up, unless cats can fly!

You got bats in England? That's my best guess. Cute little buggers...usually harmless enough.

read though my possum thread someone just bumped it.. is it something similar??

Bats?

I love bats!

I'm gonna open the window and let the little bugger in!

What do bats like to eat?

you can rent humane small animal traps from a hardware store... relocate it

fuck, I opened the window and that blasted bat just flew past me and is now flying around like a fucktard in my room.

FUCK............

fucking troll.. lol.. that bat is really your father..

I've heard bats are actually very gentle. They eat insects, larger ones eat fruit, vampire bats suck the blood from cattle, but most bats eat insects....unless some mad scientist has been screwing with their DNA.

Ok I just sprayed deodorant on the bat and it seems to have knocked it unconscious.

Gonna throw that bastard out of my window now.

Sorry folks, doom over...

good night.

If this is for real and there is a bat in your apartment, he'll settle at some point and shouldn't be difficult to catch and put outside. He won't hurt you!!

You've probably poisoned him, you idiot!
Now I know WHY I like animals better than people.

Yes shoot it and post pics, so we can help you decide what to call it.