Please pray for my homosexual Cat, Jesus says he wont Rapture the Cat until he gives up on being Gay

-As per the title. My Cats a god damn heathen. That Son of a bitch will fuck anything with a hole. Fucks the dog sometime , who happens to be a male dog.

So, The Rapture/end of the world happened Friday, and I already knew I wasnt going anywhere on account of the fact that I married my sister- But this cat... Socks is his name... He was the hope of the entire family.

So, this Cat was sent to seminary school for his calling- Ma and I (thats what I call my wifesister) scrimped and saved our pennys to get the money up for the cat to be able to attend the seminary. Ma took a job as the town whore down at the local pub/post office. I started a weed growing operation up in them there Mountains and even had to deal with Mexicans and Negros to sell my smoke- All this we sacrificed on hopes of the Cat...Through tears of joy we saw Socks eventually become a priest.

The Priesthood taught socks many things- Some I wish he had never learned. The priesthood taught the Cat the joy of buggering alter boys. The Cat became addicted to porography and gay sex.

Damn cat was eventually disfellowshipped for stealing the tithe money- Broke and broken down- Socks moved home.

We tried to reform him, but since he has been home his only activity is to hold down the Pitt Bull and fuck him in his ass- All the while slapping the poor dogs face with his fierce kitty claws.

So when the rapture happened, Jesus told the cat to fuck off.

Please pray for Socks.