Screw you bum toucher...lol....Doodle licking Dero...I hope the hairs up your arse turn into drumsticks and beat the shit out of you...LOL...WAIT, I HAVE PLENTY MORE...

You are just a two-bob drongo!
Your mommas got the face of a bush pig.
Wank stain!

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother

Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse

So your going to Australia ?, What are you going to sing ? All I can say is sing em muck - it's all they understand

The Sydney Opera House looks as if it is something that has crawled out the sea and is up to no good

I find it hard to say if I liked the place, when I was there it appeared to be shut.........lmfao.....