Why don't Birds fly to the moon?

Birds
have
been
spotted
on
the
moon-as
far
back
as
the
early
telescope.

Even
astronauts
have
recorded
seeing
them
there.

Common
(but
strange)
knowledge!

really? but how do they get there. Or are they already there. Moon birds?? lol

Maybe the same reason Man never went there: the Van Allen Radiation Belt.

PIN + 5*

I
don't
know-probably
indigenous.
Spacebirds
(evolutionarily
adapted,
no-doubt,
for
low
oxygen
and
gravitational
forces.)

The
real
question
is
what
do
they
eat?

Yeah...what would they eat?

Birds avoid flying in the dark.

Because there are no cars on the moon to shit all over...

OMG, you still don't think we went to the moon. We went their and soon the US will not be the only ones not going there from Earth. Thanks to Prez'o.

Spacebirds
probably
have
an
appetite
for
moonbeetles
and
spacehoppers!

this thread kind of makes my brain hurt...why is that...I can't wrap my mind around this damn question and it's been years!! lol

how do we know the don't fly to the moon?

Well I always thought it was that oxygen thing...

Because there are no cars to shit on there...everyone knows that's the only reason birds have for living.

hehe, Sir, I believe you are on to something diabolical. Birds and cars, I'm sure this is the work of tptb, or some other acronym that is lurking in the shadows.

I swear, I own a piece of property with no trees on it, yet the birds sit on the power lines and shit all over my car...I'm like customer of the year at the drive through car wash...when the kids were small, and I'd ask them what they wanted to do, they'd yell "car wash daddy, car wash"!!

there is no moon... or was that no spoon?

because THEIR tiny little wings can't carry them THERE.

Well, every time I watched one try, they'd get pretty far up, but then pass out from lack of oxygen and they would freeze...

Because all the worms are on earth.

You can't fly to the moon. You have to swim.

Remember
anythings
possible
with
a
holographic
existence
and
since
we
all
reside
in
a
solipsitic-reality.............................

Only on Earth are they called Earth worms, on the moon they are called moonworms.

it's oddly comforting to see this topic/thread again.

It is impossible for any life to go beyond earth's atmosphere. Radiation will kill all life.

No, there is an amount that can be tolerated...and the protection for our astronauts and the duration of exposure is such that they survive and are unharmed...but yeah the birds are fucked...

Last Edited by BRIEF on 08/28/2011 07:56 PM

Thank geebus...

I was going to have to give you a facepalm...