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HOW MANY LAYERS OF TINFOIL DID YOU USE FOR YOUR BRAINWAVE SECURITY HELMET

 
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HOW MANY LAYERS OF TINFOIL DID YOU USE FOR YOUR BRAINWAVE SECURITY HELMET
I don't want to leave my cerebral cortex unprotected, but I did use most of the roll (14 layers) to project the majority of my braincase?

However it is most important to protect the forehead area so the government cannot give you a lobotomy by radio frequency methods.

Last Edited by CaptainZero on 01/21/2010 07:49 PM
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Only Lead Paint on a Nicely Shaven Head works now. Tin Foil Hats are too weak
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[link to www.ehow.com]

How to Make an Aluminum Foil Hat

Things You'll Need:
aluminum foil
aluminum duct tape
extreme case of paranoia

Step one to create your aluminum hat is to Hit the floor. Duck and crawl to your nearest source of aluminum foil avoiding any windows . Be sure to check behind you to make sure it's safe. They can be looking inside your window.

Step two is to take your aluminum foil and unwrap about a 15ft piece of it. One solid piece is much better than a bunch of single one piece's formed together. Take this piece of foil and start to wrap it over your head 1 inch above your eyes . You can use aluminum duct tape to secure the start to your head in case it keeps slipping off. Wrap the whole length of foil around to your head and secure it with any kind of tape. I recommend aluminum duct tape because it helps fight off the ray gun from mind control.

Step three to make a aluminum foil hat is to secure it to your head. You can trust a loose foil hat as much as you can trust a alien to baby sit for you on a Friday night. Secure the hat to your head by fashioning some type of chin strap. Use the duct tape if need be.

Step four to make a aluminum hat is to go out side and board up all your windows and doors. Make sure you board up the back door from the inside once you get back in. After this is done run to your deepest closet or in a corner of your attic and get into the fetal position until it is safe to return to your normal ways of life.............. Good Luck

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I too have wondered this.

I hope someone who has done a lot of research on this will post his/her findings. But, not only for brainwaves, but for magnetic radiation damage as well.
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You might want to rethink tinfoil.

"Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands."

2005 MIT study "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:An Empirical Study"
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Tinfoil, nah. Layers and layers of hairspray. Nothing gets through that. :anim:
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Shit! I only put 7 layers in mine. I'm screwed! I must go buy more tinfoil. Do brand name foil have better brainwave protection than generic?
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I've heard a better protector is those silvered mylar anti-static bags used for computer parts. Layer several of them inside a ballcap.
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You might want to rethink tinfoil.

"Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands."

2005 MIT study "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:An Empirical Study"
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Personally I recommend stapling the tinfoil to your head. The staples help create a network of crossing circuitry paths across your skull and provide data scrambling to the mind readers!
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you need at least 27 layers! trinity told me!
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Amateurs...

You need 33 layers... DUH!


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[link to www.ehow.com]

How to Make an Aluminum Foil Hat

Things You'll Need:
aluminum foil
aluminum duct tape
extreme case of paranoia

Step one to create your aluminum hat is to Hit the floor. Duck and crawl to your nearest source of aluminum foil avoiding any windows . Be sure to check behind you to make sure it's safe. They can be looking inside your window.

Step two is to take your aluminum foil and unwrap about a 15ft piece of it. One solid piece is much better than a bunch of single one piece's formed together. Take this piece of foil and start to wrap it over your head 1 inch above your eyes . You can use aluminum duct tape to secure the start to your head in case it keeps slipping off. Wrap the whole length of foil around to your head and secure it with any kind of tape. I recommend aluminum duct tape because it helps fight off the ray gun from mind control.

Step three to make a aluminum foil hat is to secure it to your head. You can trust a loose foil hat as much as you can trust a alien to baby sit for you on a Friday night. Secure the hat to your head by fashioning some type of chin strap. Use the duct tape if need be.

Step four to make a aluminum hat is to go out side and board up all your windows and doors. Make sure you board up the back door from the inside once you get back in. After this is done run to your deepest closet or in a corner of your attic and get into the fetal position until it is safe to return to your normal ways of life.............. Good Luck

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Sorry, but this is incomplete. You forgot the 'lower body ground.'

Step Five. You'll need 2 wires, about 18" long each with alligator clips attached.

Attach a wire to each side of tin-foil hat.

Clip an alligator clip to each nipple.

Now your tin-foil hat is complete!


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unless you've got full enclosure you're wasting your time, I harrumphh at fools with their tin foil hats

Whats needed is "Man in the Iron mask" set ups, eyeholes, mouth-hole for security peace of mind
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I was supposed to count??? No one told me to count!!!
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ONLY SHEET LEAD WILL WORK, ABOUT 1/8" THICK. You can hammer it into shape cause it is soft. Cover your whole body and especially your anus.
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i didn't know there was a safety standard for tinfoil hats
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0 I don't need one. My mind is different, call it misswired or shorted or something. All I know is they can't get in my mind.
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Could this be the long sought question?
To the famous answer?
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