HOW MANY LAYERS OF TINFOIL DID YOU USE FOR YOUR BRAINWAVE SECURITY HELMET | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 755805 United States 01/21/2010 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.ehow.com] How to Make an Aluminum Foil Hat Things You'll Need: aluminum foil aluminum duct tape extreme case of paranoia Step one to create your aluminum hat is to Hit the floor. Duck and crawl to your nearest source of aluminum foil avoiding any windows . Be sure to check behind you to make sure it's safe. They can be looking inside your window. Step two is to take your aluminum foil and unwrap about a 15ft piece of it. One solid piece is much better than a bunch of single one piece's formed together. Take this piece of foil and start to wrap it over your head 1 inch above your eyes . You can use aluminum duct tape to secure the start to your head in case it keeps slipping off. Wrap the whole length of foil around to your head and secure it with any kind of tape. I recommend aluminum duct tape because it helps fight off the ray gun from mind control. Step three to make a aluminum foil hat is to secure it to your head. You can trust a loose foil hat as much as you can trust a alien to baby sit for you on a Friday night. Secure the hat to your head by fashioning some type of chin strap. Use the duct tape if need be. Step four to make a aluminum hat is to go out side and board up all your windows and doors. Make sure you board up the back door from the inside once you get back in. After this is done run to your deepest closet or in a corner of your attic and get into the fetal position until it is safe to return to your normal ways of life.............. Good Luck |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 866183 United States 01/21/2010 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands." 2005 MIT study "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:An Empirical Study" |
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User ID: 548017 United States 01/21/2010 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You might want to rethink tinfoil. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 866183"Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands." 2005 MIT study "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:An Empirical Study" |
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User ID: 828052 Australia 01/21/2010 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Personally I recommend stapling the tinfoil to your head. The staples help create a network of crossing circuitry paths across your skull and provide data scrambling to the mind readers! Last Edited by Headhigh on 01/21/2010 07:50 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 851621 United States 01/21/2010 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.ehow.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 755805How to Make an Aluminum Foil Hat Things You'll Need: aluminum foil aluminum duct tape extreme case of paranoia Step one to create your aluminum hat is to Hit the floor. Duck and crawl to your nearest source of aluminum foil avoiding any windows . Be sure to check behind you to make sure it's safe. They can be looking inside your window. Step two is to take your aluminum foil and unwrap about a 15ft piece of it. One solid piece is much better than a bunch of single one piece's formed together. Take this piece of foil and start to wrap it over your head 1 inch above your eyes . You can use aluminum duct tape to secure the start to your head in case it keeps slipping off. Wrap the whole length of foil around to your head and secure it with any kind of tape. I recommend aluminum duct tape because it helps fight off the ray gun from mind control. Step three to make a aluminum foil hat is to secure it to your head. You can trust a loose foil hat as much as you can trust a alien to baby sit for you on a Friday night. Secure the hat to your head by fashioning some type of chin strap. Use the duct tape if need be. Step four to make a aluminum hat is to go out side and board up all your windows and doors. Make sure you board up the back door from the inside once you get back in. After this is done run to your deepest closet or in a corner of your attic and get into the fetal position until it is safe to return to your normal ways of life.............. Good Luck Sorry, but this is incomplete. You forgot the 'lower body ground.' Step Five. You'll need 2 wires, about 18" long each with alligator clips attached. Attach a wire to each side of tin-foil hat. Clip an alligator clip to each nipple. Now your tin-foil hat is complete! |
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