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4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?

 
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4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
Somehow during the course of the day i managed to dislocate my shoulder.

At first I thought it was just aching a bit, I tend to ignore pain as i have it often.

After i got an itch there i went to scratch it and noticed the bone sticking up about 3/4 of an inch compared to the other.

Now suggestions.. Should i attempt to relocate it myself and if so how should i go about it.

Or wait till morning comes and get a lift down to the A&E?
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Re: 4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
go to the ER. even a highly trained person in sports medicine wouldn't attempt to reset their own dislocated joint.

the pain could be so great you pass out and hit your head and either have permanent brain damage or death.

go to the ER. they know what they are doing and they've done this many times before.
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Re: 4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
go to the ER. even a highly trained person in sports medicine wouldn't attempt to reset their own dislocated joint.

the pain could be so great you pass out and hit your head and either have permanent brain damage or death.

go to the ER. they know what they are doing and they've done this many times before.
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Fair enough.
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Not everything in this world is serious... some of it is a joke.

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"Narcissist" - I wear it like a medal.
It is infact the sane that are weak with closed minds, only those outside the norm can see the truth.
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Re: 4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
Somehow during the course of the day i managed to dislocate my shoulder.

At first I thought it was just aching a bit, I tend to ignore pain as i have it often.

After i got an itch there i went to scratch it and noticed the bone sticking up about 3/4 of an inch compared to the other.

Now suggestions.. Should i attempt to relocate it myself and if so how should i go about it.

Or wait till morning comes and get a lift down to the A&E?
 Quoting: Dr. Quibble



NOT YET!!


You can try muscle relaxers and just take it easy for a few days and see what happens....or:

This too may work, stand up, bend over at the hip and let your arm dangle, take a 20lb weight (more or less depending on your strength) and let it hang straight down, relax the shoulder as much as you can and rotate it both counter clockwise and clockwise, this can get it back in place.

You need to be pretty sure you didn't tear your rotator cuff, if you stand up and can't lift your arm at all then this could be the case, if it's just a dislocation you should be fine in a few days though you most likely stretched tendons and pulled muscles, this hurts, but heals quickly once back in place.

Good luck!!
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Re: 4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
Go to the ER, get a shot of morphine, and you won't feel a thing.
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Re: 4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
Go to the ER, get a shot of morphine, and you won't feel a thing.
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How does this fix the problem?

Why not just fire up a joint?
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Re: 4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
its kinda hard to fire up a joint when your shoulder dislocates....hey I got a better idea---
go to the ER and get the shot of Moriphine, fix the shoulder, get another moriphine shot--go home and blaze til midnight!!
Hey, have couple stiff drinks too!!
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Re: 4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
NOT YET!!


You can try muscle relaxers and just take it easy for a few days and see what happens....or:

This too may work, stand up, bend over at the hip and let your arm dangle, take a 20lb weight (more or less depending on your strength) and let it hang straight down, relax the shoulder as much as you can and rotate it both counter clockwise and clockwise, this can get it back in place.

You need to be pretty sure you didn't tear your rotator cuff, if you stand up and can't lift your arm at all then this could be the case, if it's just a dislocation you should be fine in a few days though you most likely stretched tendons and pulled muscles, this hurts, but heals quickly once back in place.

Good luck!!
 Quoting: Bugeater


I'll try it, doesn't look like it can make it worse and seems a gentle approach.

It's not the rotator cuff.
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Re: 4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
Go to the ER, get a shot of morphine, and you won't feel a thing.
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I'm used to pain, no need for morphine lol.

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How does this fix the problem?

Why not just fire up a joint?
 Quoting: Bugeater


Don't smoke cannabis anymore.
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Re: 4.40am, Dislocated shoulder, what to do?
Go to ER





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