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AC KS User ID: 721505 United States 12/23/2009 04:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ive been on that thread, at least 8 times tonight! They forgot the one idiot that would customize the list, so here's my start, feel free to append: Modified for GLP - 1. Does the light bulb need to be changed? a. (Doomer) - Could there be another explanation for the darkness? Have we finally used up all the electrons? b. (debunker) - is it daytime? 2. Was there a prediction that there would be not light? a. (doomer) Did EAT predict it? b. (Debunker) Did Eat predict it? 3. Is there suppressed technology that could provide light for free? a. (doomer) yeah it was invented, but that guy's dead now. b. (debunker) There's no free lunch 4. Was the bulb in a tunnel as a deceptive ruse to trick the observer into thinking they were near the end? Does it then follow that the light was extinguished to absolve hope in those observing it? 5. If we have faith, will the light renew itself and allow us to live in peace and harmony, dooming future generations to take the light for granted and carry a diminished appreciation for it? |
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User ID: 808303 Australia 12/23/2009 05:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And one to remind you they are not "light bulbs" but in fact are "dark suckers" Vis. For years it was believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs do not emit light, they suck dark. Thus we will now call these bulbs dark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a leading scientist, proves the existence of dark, that dark has a mass heavier than light, and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take for example the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is less dark right next to them than it is elsewhere. The larger the dark sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity than the ones in your room. As with all things dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark they can no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark sucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. Unfortunately, today's primitive dark suckers have a very limited range. There are also portable dark suckers. These bulbs can't handle all of the dark themselves, and must be aided by a dark storage unit. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate again. Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker. Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel in the solid wick instead of through glass. This generates a great amount of heat. Thus it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle. Dark is also heavier than light. If you swim deeper and deeper, you notice it gets slowly darker and darker. When you reach approximately fifty feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats to the top. The immense power of the dark can be utilized to man's advantage. We can collect the dark that has settled to the bottom of lakes and push it through turbines which generates electricity and helps push dark to the ocean, where it may be safely stored. Prior to turbines, it was much more difficult to get dark from rivers and lakes to the ocean. The Indians recognized this problem and tried to solve it. When on a river in a canoe traveling in the same direction as the flow of dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to stop the flow of dark, but when they traveled against the flow of dark, they paddled quickly so as to help the dark along its way. Finally we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in an illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then slowly open the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet, but since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet. In conclusion, it has been stated that dark suckers make our lives much easier, so the next time you look at an electric bulb, remember that it is indeed a dark sucker. "Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind" |
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(OP) User ID: 707379 United Kingdom 12/23/2009 05:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | light bulbs were originally created by the Egyptians but the masons don't want you to know that. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 757124[1 to come up with some stupid conspiracy theory about light bulbs backed up by a small bit of actual information.] this made me lol! happy now? |
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User ID: 814797 Italy 01/08/2010 06:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my son sent me this, i thought it was relevant but i have to post and go... Christmas shopping and cleaning calls. Quoting: ~•:*Winnie*:•~have fun! HOW MANY FORUM MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? The bulb is a great tip for creating many jobs :-). VIRTUALBLOGNEWS [link to virtualblognews.altervista.org] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 859966 United Kingdom 01/08/2010 07:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At least 1 to say......... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 715509All you lightbulb are belong to us. pmsl great thread OP. But don't you all realise there will be no need for lightbulbs/light bulbs/lamps in the coming new jerusalem? Sheesh. Just thought I'd save the god-crowd a little job there... |