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Each American to receive credit card jointly backed by Goldman Sachs/US govt

 
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Everyone will receive $1,000 credit lines and it will be illegal to refuse. Those who wish more can apply for credit lines up to $300,000. "Traditional credit scores will be considered but we are also willing to look at other factors since there are a number of cases involving extunating circumstances at this time," said Goldman spokesperson David Cohen. Asked about the government's role, Cohen said Goldman was "upbeat," adding that "This is precisely the sort of public-sector private-sector cooperation that will ensure a solid and lasting recovery." The issuance date for the cards has not yet been finalized, but they should arrive in the mail for every citizen over age 15 by June next year: An enormous undertaking. The US Postal Service has pledged to cooperate by delivering the cards for free, and "those without permanent dwellings will also have a chance to benefit," noted Cohen.
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Everyone will receive $1,000 credit lines and it will be illegal to refuse. Those who wish more can apply for credit lines up to $300,000. "Traditional credit scores will be considered but we are also willing to look at other factors since there are a number of cases involving extunating circumstances at this time," said Goldman spokesperson David Cohen. Asked about the government's role, Cohen said Goldman was "upbeat," adding that "This is precisely the sort of public-sector private-sector cooperation that will ensure a solid and lasting recovery." The issuance date for the cards has not yet been finalized, but they should arrive in the mail for every citizen over age 15 by June next year: An enormous undertaking. The US Postal Service has pledged to cooperate by delivering the cards for free, and "those without permanent dwellings will also have a chance to benefit," noted Cohen.
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Wheres the link???
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$1000 credit? At what percent interest?

BTW, WTF good is $1000 credit going to do?
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Yea RIGHT! lmao
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Yes, you will get $1000.00 credit from GS who will in turn charge the gov't $36 000 in administration fees & usuary.

The gov't will then increase your taxes to pay it back.

The uneducated will max out the card and cry when everything increases in price.
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Financial necrophilia won't save the world.
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I hope they call, I'd like to tell them what to do with their $1000.
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Link Please
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no linky, they stinky

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"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -Lysander Spooner

"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing, and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." - Firefly
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I'm goimg to spend it all on beer and file bankruptcy.
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I'm goimg to spend it all on beer and file bankruptcy.
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no linky, they stinky

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googled that quote by Cohen in various parsings, nothing showed up in google.

A lot of people bit.
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:wacko:

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Link please

heck that is only 210,000,000,000 bllion...should be in the budget.

lmao
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googled that quote by Cohen in various parsings, nothing showed up in google.

A lot of people bit.
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We're bored. Not much DOOOOOOOOOOOM happening tonight.

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"Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based of five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, or county commissioners." - Edward Abbey

"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -Lysander Spooner

"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing, and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." - Firefly
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$1000 credit to those over 15? Yea, right! The parents would have to pay for it but the kids have the right to spend it because it's coming to them in their name??? ***Blue light special in electronic games!

I had always heard that if a company sends you something in the mail which you didn't ask for or order, it was yours to keep.
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$1000 credit? At what percent interest?

BTW, WTF good is $1000 credit going to do?
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Yeah, no chit! $1000 doesn't do anything these days.

And I cannot find one google reference for this statement:
"Traditional credit scores will be considered but we are also willing to look at other factors since there are a number of cases involving extunating circumstances at this time," said Goldman spokesperson David Cohen.

So I'd like to know how OP discovered or learned of such a plan?
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Get real. Who has to use it? Throw it in the trash after cutting it up. They tried that crap before.
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Decent fiction. Could have used at least one human interest story to flush it out a bit.
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Decent fiction. Could have used at least one human interest story to flush it out a bit.
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"And the OP was a closet gay."

There does that do it for you?
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googled that quote by Cohen in various parsings, nothing showed up in google.

A lot of people bit.


We're bored. Not much DOOOOOOOOOOOM happening tonight.

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The part where it is illegal to refuse it, is going to go over like a turd in a glass of milk!
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I would buy some derivatives with it.

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"extunating"

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