New Age Messiah, meet Theoferrum.

Hello.

Well, Theo just converted to Taigism, so my money's on NAM!

Let's see who can perform the greatest miracle.

Then we will know which is the REAL DEAL.

It's always nice playing with you boys.

Now if Saxon would just come out and play again too...

Theoferrum is a stupid ass.

the messiah can't pose half nude with his tight jeans unzipped and curled down

Mr. Hill, did you see what he said about you?!?

Oh no he di'int...

NAM wins!

New Age Messiah,
I'll have you know that Theoferrum claims to have been fathered by Jesus's sperm on the Shroud of Turin

and

he was and is homeless.

Top that.

Throwdown.

WAIT A MINUTE!!

I just had an idea.

Why don't you guys get together, bring Saxon in, and then be a new trinity!

Huh, huh?

BLASPHEMY!!!

HERETIC!!!

I cut my own hair and seduced a woman twice without saying a word to her.

Oh, c'mon now, I do and have done that and I already said I'm nobody.

I wanna step up!!!! Good post, good song.

See if you can find the "New Age Messiah" song from Sentenced.

But there's no song called Theoferrum! Ha!

Cool. Thanks. I never heard it before.

Here's the lyrics, since you can't understand the singer.

"He shall appear to thee and thou shall know Him.
He is no son of God, He is the son of the Earth!"

a new Messiah...
He's walked among the living
and lived among the dead
He holds the key up there...

far too long - the truth's been inverted by false tongues
and far too long - false prophets have infested the holy ground;
the holy Earth;
the pagan Reign of Nature...
now the time is right (too late)

fall from Grace, New Age Messiah
as a lightning cracks the sky
show the world its final fate
rise to the heights, New Age Messiah
they will worship you and hail!
as the world goes down the drain
the new Messiah leads the way!

"He shall appear to thee and thou shall understand,
He shall promise no salvation but let you see what is imminent."

chosen by His own will
as written by Himself
a new Messiah
has become to guide mankind
on its downward trail
He holds the key down there...

far too long - they had to wait Him to arrive
and far too long - the hordes believed all the lies
now all can see: the "Hand of Darwin"
rocks this human cradle-grave
god is dead, god is dead, long live the Nature!

fall from grace, New Age Messiah
on your first and last crusade
show the world its final fate
rise to the heights, New Age Messiah
so they can hear Your words of gold
as the world goes down the drain
the new Messiah makes your day
fall from grace, New Age Messiah
from the dark side of the Moon
to the point of no return - welcome the Prophet of Doom
open doors to a new reality
as the World goes down the drain
a new Messiah walks away

Hmmm... I'm guessing Theoferrum is afraid of your power?

Lest there be any misunderstanding, I think you're both full of grandiose delusional crap,
but by any rule of logic, you both can't be correct
and at least one of you is not like they other and does not belong.

What kind of trolling shit is this? OP, New Age Messiah..meet Phoenix the troll killer.

Trolling! WTF!

This is battle of the self-proclaimed saviors of mankind!

There can be only one and it looks like the theoferrum was the better man here.

Although Theo seems to defer to NAM's authority I guess...
so it's no battle yet, despite my best effort.
So we might have a winner by default
But it is entertaining, you gotta give me that at least.

I'll take Theo's place..Lets do this. If I win you and nam have to hit the road.

I think you won!

No battle yet it looks like the Op and Nam may have deferred to my authority. We might have a winner by default!