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A day in the life of your average GLP addict.>interesting read.

 
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A day in the life of your average GLP addict.>interesting read.
So what makes the average GLP addict tick??

I suppose its the cheery happy thought of waking up every morning to another day loaded with DOOOOM!!!

AHHH yes...they wake up..have a good stretch...breathe in that DOOM laden air...and contemplate just how many people are screaming their way to a messy oblivion in that very second.

Every second that passes...someone..somewhere..is either being dismembered...raped and killed...tortured...stabbed...starved to death...shot to peices...skinned alive..electrocuted....struck by lightning..or run over as they cross the road. In millions of govt "departments" all over the world out certain demise is being meticulously planned and implemented.

And all this is before breakfast.

Then after the early morning doom fix they sit down to eat..feeling a bit better...but during thier yummy breakfast they think about all those underground labs..concocting more and more DOOM..ULTRA potent germs and viruses...biological DOOM which they plan to unleash upon us sometime soon to reduce the population a tad.

After breakfast they usually go outside for a coffe and a smoke...look up into the sky..and think about all those chunks of DOOM floating out there in space with OUR name written on them. They contemplate the impacts..the tsunami's..the utter devastation that will result when one of those fuckers decides its time to roost.

By this time they am feeling so alive...because they realise that we are so utterly fucking DOOOOMED..and savour every second they have left. Millions starve..as they fill up on lunch...considering with a little thought the bloated bellies of malnutrition of millions of doomed children around the world. They may go to the movies and have a good time..while some soldier has either just blown some poor cunts head to vapour..or had his OWN head blown off in the name of "Freedom".

Yes..they feel alive...SO alive..because we are SO DOOOOMED!!

So..fill your bellies while you can...enjoy your warm blankets..and the fact that you dont have bullets flying at you yet...that you can go to work and earn your food and roof over your head...for VERY soon..YOU TOO will face what I have described above..and you world will become the living HELL you only percieve on TV and discuss endlessly here at GLP...soon it will be YOUR turn.

Yes..ENJOY YOUR LIFE...FEEL ALIVE...because soon the ONLY thing you will feel is DEATH!

October comes. And looking at what is currently taking place in the world..you can be reasonably certain that the general "gut feeling" about sept/oct is correct....if you follow what I am infering here.

DOOM LOOMS...spreading its shroud all around.

It will grow and grow like a towering thunderhead...and then..when LEAST expected...the storm will break.

Have you ever watched a REALLY big storm building?

First..you smell the rain on the wind...the heat and humidity grows. At this stage the storm can still pass..fade to nothing more than a shower.

(This was the 80's and 90's)

But then..you see the clouds on the horizon...growing taller..anvils rising up...building..building...but life still goes on. It may yet miss or dump its load away from where YOU are.

(This was the turn of the century till october last year)

But there comes a time when watching a storm build that you KNOW the fucker is coming right AT you...and its time to RUN.(Obama elected)

The storm gathers speed...the clouds get darker...lightning begins to flash here and there...and the birds all fuck off.

But..life still goes on..the ignorant think it will be just a good shower.....

This is NOW...

The birds (The ones who KNOW)..are currently FUCKING OFF!!

The storm then hits terminal mode..the blast of wind it sends before it...letting you have a little foretaste of its power.

(this was the brief stock market scare we had)

Then..the clouds loom like an angry god overhead..the wind picks up..and you have scant seconds to find shelter before the hail hits..

THIS is shortly to take place.

Come sept/oct...the second..and LAST blast will hit..and from then on..the storm will roll on over...

Come jan/feb next year..WW3 will kick in if not before...

And looking BACK...everybody will be saying...

..."All this started because of that event in sept/oct"...

THEN...begins..the STORM.

But..you will not really be able to pin it down until months later...and that is WHY so many will be caught by total surprise when the trap finally springs SHUT.

Get your shit together by the end of next month AT THE LATEST..it will be your final chance at survival.

After september..you will NOT be able to afford luxuries..let alone survival shit.

You have been WARNED!!!
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Re: A day in the life of your average GLP addict.>interesting read.
i think you got it wrong.
i cannot type for others but for myself the attraction is simple.
in an overly complex world with too much information and disinformation constantly bombarding my senses, i find myself repeatedly turning to glp hoping for coverage of some enormous global trauma so that i can feel justified in all the things that i have put off doing.
i think that this is an outlet for my dissatisfaction with my own life - i hope that my personal disppointments will be eclipsed in my own mind by news of a very real and undeniable terror that will have the added benefit of allowing me to saw its just as well that i didn't bother making any self improvements since this is how it all ends anyway.
and so it begins...
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Re: A day in the life of your average GLP addict.>interesting read.
i think you got it wrong.
i cannot type for others but for myself the attraction is simple.
in an overly complex world with too much information and disinformation constantly bombarding my senses, i find myself repeatedly turning to glp hoping for coverage of some enormous global trauma so that i can feel justified in all the things that i have put off doing.
i think that this is an outlet for my dissatisfaction with my own life - i hope that my personal disppointments will be eclipsed in my own mind by news of a very real and undeniable terror that will have the added benefit of allowing me to saw its just as well that i didn't bother making any self improvements since this is how it all ends anyway.
and so it begins...
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DITTO!
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Re: A day in the life of your average GLP addict.>interesting read.
Bring it ON!!

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Re: A day in the life of your average GLP addict.>interesting read.
good analysis, diogenes.
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Re: A day in the life of your average GLP addict.>interesting read.
WHOEVER STARTED THIS THREAD IS A FALSE PROPHET
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Re: A day in the life of your average GLP addict.>interesting read.
If you spell doom backwards you get mood.

so maybe doom is a mood changer.





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