I just ate a factory tortured chicken breast covered in GMO corn and fried in trans-fat. Ask me a question.

I normally eat heathly with home grown greens and free range eggs but I got week for some fried salty MSG meat. Somehow it is not as good afterwards as when I got the urge. Now I feel guilty like I need to go to a recovery program, do a colon cleanse and a heavy metal purge. HELP!

I don't want to become a NWO potato shaped slave. I see them in the cheaper grocery buying frozen dinners and ice cream at the same time. They are litterally potato shaped people with zombie stares and limp walks. I am not joking.

The more expensive grocery store with more produce two miles away has skinnier customers that don't lean on the shopping carts to support themselves like they do at the other store.

I want to make a video to show the difference between the customers at the two stores. It is like witnessing a twilight zone episode in front of your very eyes.

Poverty = pot pies = death.

I hope I don't relapse again for a long time!