Home Remedy Help please, I was bit by a Werewolf last night!

apply piss and shit to the wound, then wrap with dirty warm gauze thats been soaked in piss and shit

its the only way to be sure..

Clove of garlic mashed up, just stick it in there and put a bandage over it.

i googled it and got this:


It takes 10 months for you to become a werewolf completely.
A cure is easy to get and easy to use.
Inject yourself with dead Rhinovirus and it will kill off the
lycanthropic cells. Rhinovirus is a common cold and
can destroy lycanthropic cells when left in the blood, dead.
It is most common in the nasal area.
But don't touch silver. It's also possible the werewolf
bit at the wrong time and created an infections, automatically
destroying the lycanthropic cells.
It might of not been a werewolf at all.
I have met a werewoman before (man-man), so she changed
from male to female in the full moon. Not being funny, it's real.
Don't cure it, tame it. Werewolves can be immortal if they
regenerate their cells at most times and healing wounds.
Shape-shifting is best for this.
The ancient lycanthropic union used to teach this, they hunted
down all wolves and werewolves in the 18th century and
destroyed all physical evidence. Some are still alive though.
I must admit, I just wonder why you haven't visited:
[link to www.werewolf.com]
[link to www.lycanthropy.com]
[link to www.lycanthrope.com]
Post something at Werewolf.com (VB) forums.
It will get physical results and those therians
who think they but aren't (still possible you aren't by the way).
Try sharing the Werewolf. They were a great race for ages.
Why not spread it?
I never said I wanted it, I can get anything!
I dream about werewolves and wolves alot in my dream,
I haven't seen one movie that looks quite like them yet,
until I saw a movie.
Let me cut it here, good luck, whether you're lieing or not
I have met real ones.
Good luck and bye.

[link to answers.yahoo.com]

Somehow, I do not believe you.

, Idiot

Thanks AC, this is the kind of advice I was looking for.

shoot yourself with a silver bullet?

I don't drink Coors light.

de nada

Home Remedy Help please, I woke up in bed with a copper tipped arrow in my ass.

The lameness of your posts grows stronger by the day.

lol

Thanks!

Buy a cage and lock yourself in at nights when the moon is waxing.

Unless he really was attacked by a werewolf. In that case you are being unconscionably rude to a victim of a horrible attack.

Really, don't you think he deserves the benefit of the doubt until the facts prove otherwise?

Did you try dropping a few drops of silver nitrate into the wound? You should be able to acquire it at a horse feed shop. Dont get the big bottle though, or they will suspect you are making some sort of explosive or drugs....

I'd say just go with the flow though, whats wrong with being a warewolf?

I'm not able to help. owwwww.
We avoid pure silver.

only way is to kill the werewolf who bit you before you fully turn, you will need silver bullet, shoot through head or heart to kill.

Sorry pal, you'll just have to lock yourself away on those nights when the moon seems to burn at your brain. But on the bright side, you should see a tremendous increase in strength--only thing is the previous poster lied about your immortality, you can be affected by field artillery and nuclear weapons detonation.

was he a gay werewolf?

hair of the dog that bitcha!! bite him right back on his big old hairy ass.

I hear camel urine cures just about anyting.

Without a remedy, this is what you're in for, Hawk-O...

:backhair:

It was just Cupid. He didn't shave this morning. Don't mention it, he's really sensitive about the back hair.

That IS Hawk-O! After I start my cult, I am going to shave him semi-anually and make blankets and crude clothing out of his back hair to trade with other cults. It's just one of my many commodities.

Really, everyone should consider joining with me...

Help this poor basterd!

FINALLY a real use for colloidal silver!

teach you to take home that bitch from the bar....
told you she wasnt just kinda hair
but no you had your beer goggles on....
try to make a tea from wolfsbayne to ease the transition then a slow use of silver to counter like using real silverware and silver cups and such

Stop drop and roll .... no, wait, thats for fire.
Duck and cover !