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Offer Upgrade User ID: 712645 United States 07/02/2009 09:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anglos have BC and AD to measure time. Native People only have the four BC's** Before Columbus Before Custer Before Commodity.... Before Costner!! ____________________________________________ What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. ____________________________________________ YOU KNOW IT’S A REZ CAR IF: - You have to stop every 75 miles to fill it up with oil. - You only have one hubcap. - The only paint on it is primer. - It is painted three or more colors. - The door on the driver’s side doesn’t work, so you have to get in through the right side door. - You can’t sneak up on anybody with it; it makes too much noise. - The muffler is held up with baling wire. - None of your white friends will ride in it. - You can’t use it for snagging. - Your radio antenna is a wire coat hanger. - The back seat is broken down and you have to have cinder blocks under the cushions. - It doesn’t have a muffler and is so loud your sister-in-law uses it to scare her little kids straight. - Your neighbor keeps his little kids in line by telling them the boogie man drives that car. - You can see the ground go by underneath it by looking through the floor board. ____________________________________________ A little boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names. The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?" Our land is everything to us...I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives." John Woodenleg-Cheyenne "The ground on which we stand is sacred ground. It is the blood of our ancestors." - Chief Plenty Coups, Crow |
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