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LAUGHING AT OURSELVES SOME MORE

 
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07/02/2009 09:26 PM
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LAUGHING AT OURSELVES SOME MORE
Anglos have BC and AD to measure time. Native People only have the four BC's**
Before Columbus
Before Custer
Before Commodity....
Before Costner!!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.


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YOU KNOW IT’S A REZ CAR IF:

- You have to stop every 75 miles to fill it up with oil.

- You only have one hubcap.

- The only paint on it is primer.

- It is painted three or more colors.

- The door on the driver’s side doesn’t work, so you have to get in through the right side door.

- You can’t sneak up on anybody with it; it makes too much noise.

- The muffler is held up with baling wire.

- None of your white friends will ride in it.

- You can’t use it for snagging.

- Your radio antenna is a wire coat hanger.

- The back seat is broken down and you have to have cinder blocks under the cushions.

- It doesn’t have a muffler and is so loud your sister-in-law uses it to scare her little kids straight.

- Your neighbor keeps his little kids in line by telling them the boogie man drives that car.

- You can see the ground go by underneath it by looking through the floor board.


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A little boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names.

The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"
Our land is everything to us...I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives."
John Woodenleg-Cheyenne

"The ground on which we stand is sacred ground. It is the blood of our ancestors."
- Chief Plenty Coups, Crow





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