David Hasselhoff joins GLP!

I heard Hasselhoff has a swamp donkey fetish

Now I know why he drinks...

who gives a crap

Was he a journalist or something?

Where did Hasselhoff go

Hey hey, Don't hassle The Hoff, man...

Wie geht's, Der Hoff!

the jurist must be gay

No, but you are a jackass

Then you would have been called the Mopar Rider...

Not to hijack your thread Jurist, but did you see America's Got Talent tonight? (Hasselhoff's a judge) They had this guy named Kevin Skinner on. He was just a chicken catcher
from Kentucky. He showed up in blue jeans and a baseball cap and the judges were snickering at the backwoods hillbilly. But then he with his guitar started singing a Garth Brooks song and the audience went silent and the judges jaw dropped.
I swear it was the most moving performance I ever heard. Anyway watch this guy, he's awesome, I think he's the next country superstar. Done now, back to Hasselhoff.

Those are the dumbest ugliest most retarded judges on the planet though. They dare doubt someone. pffft

sure. everythings fake.

everythings a conspiracy.

WAKE THE FUCK UP

If he really is "The Hoff", I challenge you to take a photo of yourself eating a bag of circus peanuts as proof.

That is so wrong ..to show somebody when they are down...no good.

Don't hassle the Hoff!

Who is this imposter Hofftard!!!!! Show yourself!

Wow, and here I thought the drunk Hoff was the embarrassing video.

for Drunk.

true!!!! (this guy might be the Hoff indeed)

FRAUD!!!

Hey Hoff there is no life east of the bay bridge right.........

No... He morphed into Ben Linus!

Someone, somewhere, sometime should do a voice over :)

IS HE OF THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS?

No doubt!!! This is epically ridiculous.

I can see definite uses for this. Hassel roll!