Luxury ocean liners in Russia are offering pirate hunting cruises aboard armed private yachts off the Somali coast.

this is fucking sick

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Don't be a pirate. Leave the fuck alone and be left alone.

OMFG thats awsome, go Russia!

"OMFG"
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That which is transpiring is in deed the acknowledged. That being said; The markers of the revelation are from a afar off seemingly,... well it's appearance (appearances) the matter of it's manifestation, it is in deed wide and varied and does in deed, stretch wide, I declares it's presence.

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Now thats thinking outside the box. Fight fire with fire! Im sure the cruises wont be so popular after the first hunter gets killed though.

True but it does offer a good service. I dont condone murder but it would be self defense in this case. Also If they start shooting pirates I bet there are a lot less attacks.

The box is there in deed. The contents and physical manifestation of the cube (read sphere) cannot truly be present and have it's gravity ( and ad such the well it produces) recognised it in fact it does in deed exist.

A truism, a maxim might declare that which is contemplated as having in deed it's being, in deed it is worthy of the the contemplation of it's influence, the likes if which is in deed recognised. As one who is is among the living, I have to give it it's place. Regardless if my perception, it remains in deed true. Such is the constant motion of life.

That is not self defense, that is seeking warfare. I'm not saying the pirates are right, but if you actively seek them then that is just being a mercenary only you pay. You can also sign up to go kill people in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan at the moment, but you get paid.

op must be a pirate.

If you mean I have been commanded to reap that which I did not sow, then yes I be he that which you speak of.

Great idea, kill them all and feed the sharks ......

LOVE IT

At least somebody has balls

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Between you and I, there is some thing betwixt us.

Ahhh to construed...... Sweet liberty whispered in my ear.

Between you and I, there is some thing betwixt us.

thats class

Obviously, you have no idea what the sort of people who would partake of such an adventure are all about.

If one of them got killed, the people who are running these things would be fighting the would be anti-pirates off with sticks.

Or, more likely, just raising the prices they're charging and buying more boats

sign me up.

Ha, love it- a good case where "The HUNTER becomes the hunted." They attack, we shoot back-no problem here.

Ah but when one starts throwing liberties and freedoms away like so. then one ends up having a system that deteriorates further and further til nothing is left.

today is a pirate for 3500$
tomorrow is a prisoner for 5000$
and the day after...

Does every ticket come with an AK47?

Im already registered for the franchise for the.......wait for it......American Ghetto Hunting license. For just 10,000 USD you will be guided in an armored vehicle to the corner of your choice where you may shoot the crackhead of your choosing. Im working on the rights to some US/Mexico border hunts too.....


disclaimer....this post is a work of fiction. However if you steal my idea and it works im sueing your ass.

Would be fascinated to know how many of these cunts they have bagged - it's a great idea, better yet if they went on seek and destroy missions. These pirates are extremely well organised international gangs - they have a network of spies in the shipping insurance business in London who report back on what ships to pirate, then negotiate the ransom even sometimes bribing the crews to arrange for the right course to be steered. In Somalia whole villages and towns are engaged in this activity - they ought to be napalmed!



The scale is vast. Between 2005 and 2012, more than 3,740 crew members from 125 countries fell prey to Somali pirates. Nearly 100 of them died. During that time, pirates took about £250 million in ransoms. Pirate activity has gone up by 50 per cent each year since 2006, increasing insurance premiums tenfold and driving up the price of everyday goods.
Between 80 and 90 per cent of the world’s trade relies on sea transport, with half of that – billions of pounds’ worth – funnelled through the Gulf of Aden, that part of the Arabian Sea between Yemen and Somalia, through the Red Sea to the Suez Canal to Europe. It’s crucial for the transport of Persian Gulf oil.


And everything is fair game for the pirates, from 1,000ft-long oil tankers to tiny sailing boats with two people on board – as in the case of the Chandlers. They were seized in October 2009 and held for 388 days.

The huge scale of the problem makes it all the more remarkable that the hub of this trade in misery is London – the world’s centre of shipbroking and insurance.
The pirates’ moneymen and informers lie hidden among the city’s large but nearly invisible Somali population. Some 15,000 Somalis live in the borough of Tower Hamlets, and a further 5,000 in Hackney.


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Well said. ^5

Do you think they get to keep their tails as souvenirs?

There have been email jokes about this for many years. Even down to the part about paying extra for an AK47. Are you sure this is not derived from that? Common sense would say this story is crap.

If I can bring a few heads back home to mount in my trophy room,I'm in.

would be remiss if I allowed your un fettered declaration pass freely, with out regard to lawful review. Here is the voice, that does give way to his Judgement, I am and such do declare:

That which is transpiring is in deed the acknowledged. That being said; The markers of the revelation are from a afar off seemingly,... well it's appearance (appearances) the matter of it's manifestation, it is in deed wide and varied and does in deed, stretch wide, I declares it's presence.

As such I, being in "The height"' "the depth", and the "breadth" of which it's magnitude is seldom regarded, that truth is now evidenced, in deed it is, in deed now in fact , in deed here within it is recognised, that none the less, and that not with standing it remains pure, true and by that virtue, righteous, it is in deed and in fact acknowledge; served through vilification, and ultimately justified.


This is the plight of those that posses the redemptive power, born of the subject of the "human experience" as granted by the mist, amongst which is the most holy of spirits, and through the wisdom of ages it's ghosts are in deed lving, and in fact with us now. Here I AM.

What meds are you on, and can I have some?

Epic. Russian deterrence in action.

I don't see anything wrong with this. Those Somali pirates are brutal, if you happened to cross paths with them, they would decapitate you and and proceed to have rough sex with every hole in your skull.