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Anonymous Coward User ID: 679187 United States 05/30/2009 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Chawlee
User ID: 691206 Sweden 05/30/2009 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch! Major repair job too? Quoting: Wraith1970Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know.... If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that. |
Avian
User ID: 684156 United States 05/30/2009 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think your porch collapsed due to the intense heat from the jet fuel that melted the beams and pancaked your porch in free fall speed wtf dude, where have you been hiding? "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." - Frédéric Bastiat food, water, ammo, weapons, battery back up solar, hand well pump, wood stove and 1 year of food...oh yeah PM's too...good luck |
Omega
(OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/30/2009 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | how many dogs did you kill? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 686623LOL whats the sayin? Oh yeah if your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dawgs you might just be a redneck. ;>) Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
Omega
(OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/30/2009 05:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think your porch collapsed due to the intense heat from the jet fuel that melted the beams and pancaked your porch in free fall speed Quoting: Avianwtf dude, where have you been hiding? Heh. Been trying to heal up bro........ Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
Nailer45
User ID: 690653 United States 05/30/2009 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago. Quoting: OmegaIt was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons. I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it. Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part. I'll call you if you want any input. Cool deal, I'm cool bro fixed the stairs now I am at work hatin' life, lol... need to nurse this hangover dammit....;>) check out these nurses..hehe [link to www.heartattackgrill.com] Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Thomas Jefferson |
Frigg Stuyvesant
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TheGasMan
User ID: 410747 United States 05/30/2009 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Quoting: OmegaDamn...that must have sucked. Hope it ain't your shootin' hand! |
Omega
(OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/30/2009 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago. Quoting: Nailer45It was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons. I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it. Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part. I'll call you if you want any input. Cool deal, I'm cool bro fixed the stairs now I am at work hatin' life, lol... need to nurse this hangover dammit....;>) check out these nurses..hehe [link to www.heartattackgrill.com] Whoa.........damn I feel better now .... :5: Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
bubba User ID: 690982 Canada 05/30/2009 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago. Quoting: Wraith1970It was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons. I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it. Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part. I'll call you if you want any input. Did he turn the jug of water to wine for you while he was at it? You know what,I just realized why those sicko Roman soldiers used nails on Jesus-its a carpenter thing. |
Omega
(OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/30/2009 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Quoting: TheGasManDamn...that must have sucked. Hope it ain't your shootin' hand! Nope left shoulder. Which reminds me I ain't gonna be bustin' off the 300 win mag anytime soon.......... Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
Wraith1970
User ID: 681551 United States 05/30/2009 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch! Major repair job too? Quoting: ChawleeYeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know.... If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that. You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you. |
TheGasMan
User ID: 410747 United States 05/30/2009 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Quoting: OmegaDamn...that must have sucked. Hope it ain't your shootin' hand! Nope left shoulder. Which reminds me I ain't gonna be bustin' off the 300 win mag anytime soon.......... Bummer...take care bro. |
Decksurf
User ID: 629052 United States 05/30/2009 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You'll have to pull some building permits and have it properly inspected. And reinspected. Insurance claim adjuster may want to check it out too. It has hand rails right ? Last Edited by Decksurf on 05/30/2009 05:51 PM |
Chawlee
User ID: 691206 Sweden 05/30/2009 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch! Major repair job too? Quoting: Wraith1970Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know.... If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that. You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you. They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial. I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place. |
Omega
(OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/30/2009 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You'll have to pull some building permits and have it Quoting: Decksurfproperly inspected. And reinspected. Insurance claim adjuster may want to check it out too. It has hand rails right ? Yeah bro it's pretty roughneck. Yes it does have rails. It's framed in cedar trees I sawed down. 20x16 with a tin roof. It's about 4 feet off the ground too it was a pretty good fall, lol..... Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
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dreaming reality
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Omega
(OP) User ID: 340280 United States 05/30/2009 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Omega. u fat ass lol Quoting: dreaming realityHandguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
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DoomRaider
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Wraith1970
User ID: 681551 United States 05/30/2009 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch! Major repair job too? Quoting: ChawleeYeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know.... If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that. You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you. They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial. I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place. How are you supposed to put a tatoo on the artificial arm? |
Art Deco
User ID: 473495 United States 05/30/2009 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol. Quoting: OmegaIt's important to have your priorities straight. Hope ya' feel better quick. I'll have a drink or two for ya', to help ease the pain. Take Care, Bro! In ten years we'll look back on this moment, laugh nervously, and quickly change the subject. |
Chawlee
User ID: 691206 Sweden 05/30/2009 06:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch! Major repair job too? Quoting: Wraith1970Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know.... If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that. You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you. They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial. I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place. How are you supposed to put a tatoo on the artificial arm? With a boy scout wood burning tool. Were you born a prick??????????? |
Frigg Stuyvesant
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 690898 United States 05/30/2009 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch! Major repair job too? Quoting: ChawleeYeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know.... If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that. You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you. They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial. I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place. How are you supposed to put a tatoo on the artificial arm? With a boy scout wood burning tool. Were you born a prick??????????? Oh shit...I was gonna say magnifying glass LOL |
Wraith1970
User ID: 681551 United States 05/30/2009 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch! Major repair job too? Quoting: ChawleeYeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>) Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know.... If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that. You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you. They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial. I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place. How are you supposed to put a tatoo on the artificial arm? With a boy scout wood burning tool. Were you born a prick??????????? Hatched that way.....want to arm wrestle? |
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