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So my front porch collapsed

 
Anonymous Coward
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With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
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Done killed yer dog though, huh??


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Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....
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If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that.
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
I think your porch collapsed due to the intense heat from the jet fuel that melted the beams and pancaked your porch in free fall speed

wtf dude, where have you been hiding?
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
how many dogs did you kill?
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LOL whats the sayin? Oh yeah if your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dawgs you might just be a redneck. ;>)
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
I think your porch collapsed due to the intense heat from the jet fuel that melted the beams and pancaked your porch in free fall speed

wtf dude, where have you been hiding?
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Heh. Been trying to heal up bro........
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago.

It was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons.


I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it.


Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part.

I'll call you if you want any input.


Cool deal, I'm cool bro fixed the stairs now I am at work hatin' life, lol... need to nurse this hangover dammit....;>)
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check out these nurses..hehe

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Did he turn the jug of water to wine for you while he was at it?
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Fuckin' A!
Cui Bono?
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05/30/2009 05:38 PM
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now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)
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Damn...that must have sucked.

Hope it ain't your shootin' hand!
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago.

It was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons.


I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it.


Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part.

I'll call you if you want any input.


Cool deal, I'm cool bro fixed the stairs now I am at work hatin' life, lol... need to nurse this hangover dammit....;>)

check out these nurses..hehe

[link to www.heartattackgrill.com]
 Quoting: Nailer45


Whoa.........damn I feel better now .... :5:
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

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Re: So my front porch collapsed
I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago.

It was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons.


I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it.


Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part.

I'll call you if you want any input.


Did he turn the jug of water to wine for you while he was at it?
 Quoting: Wraith1970

You know what,I just realized why those sicko Roman soldiers used nails on Jesus-its a carpenter thing.
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)

Damn...that must have sucked.

Hope it ain't your shootin' hand!
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Nope left shoulder. Which reminds me I ain't gonna be bustin' off the 300 win mag anytime soon..........
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....


If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that.
 Quoting: Chawlee


You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you.
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)

Damn...that must have sucked.

Hope it ain't your shootin' hand!


Nope left shoulder. Which reminds me I ain't gonna be bustin' off the 300 win mag anytime soon..........
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Bummer...take care bro.
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05/30/2009 05:50 PM
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
You'll have to pull some building permits and have it

properly inspected. And reinspected.

Insurance claim adjuster may want to check it out too.

It has hand rails right ?

Last Edited by Decksurf on 05/30/2009 05:51 PM
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....


If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that.


You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you.
 Quoting: Wraith1970


They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial.

I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place.
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
You'll have to pull some building permits and have it

properly inspected. And reinspected.

Insurance claim adjuster may want to check it out too.

It has hand rails right ?
 Quoting: Decksurf


Yeah bro it's pretty roughneck. Yes it does have rails. It's framed in cedar trees I sawed down. 20x16 with a tin roof. It's about 4 feet off the ground too it was a pretty good fall, lol.....
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
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I bet it hurt! Now ya got a stoop! LOL jk
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Omega. u fat ass lol
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
I think your porch collapsed due to the intense heat from the jet fuel that melted the beams and pancaked your porch in free fall speed

wtf dude, where have you been hiding?
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laugh
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Omega. u fat ass lol
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rofl
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Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

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With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
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ouch!!! oh no! glad the Bud saved ya... xoxoxo, Wasayo
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
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lol

First things first!
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Heres what really happened chuckle jk bro

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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....


If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that.


You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you.


They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial.

I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place.
 Quoting: Chawlee


How are you supposed to put a tatoo on the artificial arm?
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
With me on it. That fricken hurt ....least I didn't spill my budweiser, lol.
 Quoting: Omega

It's important to have your priorities straight.

Hope ya' feel better quick.

I'll have a drink or two for ya', to help ease the pain.

Take Care, Bro!
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....


If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that.


You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you.


They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial.

I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place.


How are you supposed to put a tatoo on the artificial arm?
 Quoting: Wraith1970


With a boy scout wood burning tool.
Were you born a prick???????????
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial.


 Quoting: Chawlee



Insufficient data...Can not compute.
Cui Bono?
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....


If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that.


You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you.


They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial.

I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place.


How are you supposed to put a tatoo on the artificial arm?


With a boy scout wood burning tool.
Were you born a prick???????????
 Quoting: Chawlee

Oh shit...I was gonna say magnifying glass LOL
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Re: So my front porch collapsed
Ouch! Major repair job too?


Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)


Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....


If you knew I had my left arm cut off as a child you wouldn't say mean shit like that.


You would enjoy it too much. With the fake arm, it would feel like someone else was doing it for you.


They saved the hand,but my arm is artificial.

I promise Omega,I'm not hijacking,I'm just trying to put this baby killer in his place.


How are you supposed to put a tatoo on the artificial arm?


With a boy scout wood burning tool.
Were you born a prick???????????
 Quoting: Chawlee


Hatched that way.....want to arm wrestle?
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How many dogs died!?!?





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