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Okay post your best no trespassing sign!

 
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06/12/2009 09:15 PM
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Come On In! Wipe Your Feet, Leave Your Weapons at the Entrance and Stay a Spell,,,
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No Trespassing

Prosecutors will be violated.
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Rapists and murderers get equal billing, no matter their excuses...
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06/12/2009 09:21 PM
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Showing my really morbid side now --


Hang the following sign on a wire fence.

"Beware of land mines. "

Decorate the fence with some intestines and embed a few human teeth in the sign.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

:enaid11:
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06/12/2009 09:29 PM
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06/12/2009 09:45 PM
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They will come rolling up in their tanks at some point and roll right over that sign.................They probably appreciate the sign being tacked up so they know in advance who to aim the cannons at,,,lmao
Silence truly is golden
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06/12/2009 10:30 PM
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We have goat and horse skulls on poles. Norse "stang" they are referred to as.
we have a witch and warlock here. they're like the scary movie story book types. not the wicca type.. anyways they
have this giant skull with horns on a pole and a sign
that says if you trespass you'll be held prisoner in their basement until you can pay $100 dollars. seems to work well for them.

 Quoting: ALeopardSanctuary


i think they are using a steer's skull on theirs. they went around bragging about putting baby doll heads in the cement
of their basement when they built the house. they tried to kill my friend once. the warlock threw him into a pool of water and stood on top of him, the witch was holding an inverted cross screeching maniacally "kill him! kill him!
kill him!" the warlock started stomping up and down on him
in an orgasmic frenzy. my friend somehow managed to get free. he went to his vehicle and retrieved a gun, then shot at them. again they are of the satanic worship breed, not the pagan nature types. they're pretty cool.
just waiting

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06/12/2009 10:32 PM
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Hope no one used it but
shot
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06/12/2009 10:40 PM
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um are you aright dude I don't understand. alrighty if you say so
i think they are using a steer's skull on theirs. they went around bragging about putting baby doll heads in the cement
of their basement when they built the house. they tried to kill my friend once. the warlock threw him into a pool of water and stood on top of him, the witch was holding an inverted cross screeching maniacally "kill him! kill him!
kill him!" the warlock started stomping up and down on him
in an orgasmic frenzy. my friend somehow managed to get free. he went to his vehicle and retrieved a gun, then shot at them. again they are of the satanic worship breed, not the pagan nature types. they're pretty cool.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 629495

Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

The garden gives greatest power.
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06/12/2009 11:26 PM
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Hope no one used it but
:shot:
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that was the sign that the child killer maniacs had a few weeks ago...
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06/13/2009 12:24 AM
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When I was a yute, a simple sign moved me along....


Anyone found here at Night,
Will be found here in the morning
Deadeye
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06/13/2009 12:55 AM
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Haven't seen his one mentioned...

"If you can read this, you're in range."
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06/13/2009 01:03 AM
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I found it.

Here it is:

[link to shellyallen.files.wordpress.com]
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06/13/2009 01:25 AM
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some guys i know like to leave some size 14 boots on the front porch with some empty shell cassings laying around
edit i forgot and a sign on door /be right back

Last Edited by TrueProphet on 06/13/2009 03:19 AM
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06/13/2009 02:59 AM
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hiding
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No Resp Eep?

Okay I wont resp eep.

My kind of sign. Where the peoples disresepect is reflected on the messanger...
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um are you aright dude I don't understand. alrighty if you say so
i think they are using a steer's skull on theirs. they went around bragging about putting baby doll heads in the cement
of their basement when they built the house. they tried to kill my friend once. the warlock threw him into a pool of water and stood on top of him, the witch was holding an inverted cross screeching maniacally "kill him! kill him!
kill him!" the warlock started stomping up and down on him
in an orgasmic frenzy. my friend somehow managed to get free. he went to his vehicle and retrieved a gun, then shot at them. again they are of the satanic worship breed, not the pagan nature types. they're pretty cool.

 Quoting: ALeopardSanctuary


sorry dude, it's called going off on a tangent . it's not rocket science.

they have a steer (i guess it's a steer)
skull hanging at the end of their driveway to scare people away, that along with everything else i mentioned about them works well for them, in keeping their property trespasser free.
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06/13/2009 08:40 AM
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Hi Omega,
Lol I printed it when you uploaded it.



LOL Nice!


Hey I recently found out I live in a flood zone, 100 year, even though I am up on a hill and the creek is like 200 yards away no way in hell I could get any of that. It's a fairly small creek.

However FEMA wants their hand in it.


My neighbor across the street built a one bedroom like treehouse with electricity and plumbing like 30 feet in the air off the creek. It was really cool. Of course he pulled no permits to do so.

Myself I built a one bedroom add on to my crib and of course didn't pull any permits either.

So about two months ago we each get a notice from the county that FEMA looked at recent satellite photo's and saw the house on the creek and notified the county. I got a notice in the mail too they spotted my add on.

My neighbor panics and goes down there freaking and they fine him and make him TEAR DOWN HIS TREEHOUSE.

I tell them to fuck off prove they have jurisdiction and prove I added the add on before after 2007 when the requirement for a permit was passed.

Still waiting to hear from them, lmao.

Fuck them all.
 Quoting: Omega

I got hit with that too. Have a pond in the back yard that is fed by a river out in the woods.They make me pay 750 a year for flood ins. and the pond has never come anywhere near the house.
ALeopardSanctuary

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06/13/2009 04:33 PM
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Well since I am science oriented I created a radiation poisoning one that says though not in so many words:

The 200 rad. being the effect of poisoning be true. A bluff on the rest.

:outradsign:

Last Edited by ALeopardSanctuary on 06/13/2009 04:35 PM
Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

The garden gives greatest power.
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Thread: Every item recently recalled by FDA for salmonella has diabetic healing also prostate Big Pharma rids their competition
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06/13/2009 04:50 PM
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No Trespassing
Anyone found here after dark, will be
found here the next morning
ALeopardSanctuary

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06/13/2009 05:07 PM
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Alright. cool then.
they have a steer (i guess it's a steer)
skull hanging at the end of their driveway to scare people away, that along with everything else i mentioned about them works well for them, in keeping their property trespasser free.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 701715


Last Edited by ALeopardSanctuary on 06/13/2009 05:44 PM
Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

The garden gives greatest power.
Diabetes curing food list [Forget the FDA - Think for yourself]:
Thread: Every item recently recalled by FDA for salmonella has diabetic healing also prostate Big Pharma rids their competition
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06/13/2009 05:31 PM
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I have prepared signs that say (in russian, german and english language).
"Attention booby traps"
"Since i spent a decade in Bosnia clearing them i know how to place them right

Attached some almost invisible fishing lines, a switch made of a clothspin, just to translate the idea to the reader.

Prepared to hang them around my gated property if ever needed.

There is the fence, than there are 2 meters of loose wooden chips, in tshtf there will be high grass for 20 meters, than there is 5m of fine gravel.

Everyone with a brain in his head (and no armored tank available) will stay away.
Psychological warfare and defensive landscaping should do the trick, perfectly legal.
ALeopardSanctuary

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Animal Skulls on sticks are are artistic and we do that a bunch around here.

Fake effigies be something to get maybe. Gel man set to explode.
Raining fake blood and parts.

Last Edited by ALeopardSanctuary on 06/13/2009 05:51 PM
Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

The garden gives greatest power.
Diabetes curing food list [Forget the FDA - Think for yourself]:
Thread: Every item recently recalled by FDA for salmonella has diabetic healing also prostate Big Pharma rids their competition
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06/13/2009 07:14 PM
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On Crossing this line, please report to the manager...
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06/23/2009 11:11 AM
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:f:
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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HA! You thought he was back!

lol
You all rock!





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