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Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull

 
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Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull
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A Kansas man accused of beating a seagull that tried to eat his wife's ice cream is appealing a $US275 ($A353) fine stemming from the incident in California.

The Orange County Register reported on Friday that Dragan Djuric of Kansas contested the fine levied by the US Fish and Wildlife Service for violating the federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act.

Police say Djuric beat a Heermann's gull with a stick and broke its wing in Laguna Beach on New Year's Eve. The bird was later put down.

Djuric says he was acting in self-defence after the bird swooped down, hit his wife's head and tried to grab her ice cream.

Fish and Wildlife officials say witnesses told authorities the ice cream fell on its own and Djuric struck birds that descended to eat it.

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05/23/2009 08:59 PM
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Re: Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull
Fuck that damn seagull. I'll crush its fucking skull. For stealing ice cream from my gull.
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I hope his fine is increased and his wife files for divorce.
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Re: Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull
Best thread title.. ever. 1rof1
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Re: Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull
Fuck that damn seagull. I'll crush its fucking skull. For stealing ice cream from my gull.
 Quoting: Martin Mull 685972


Lolz. He should have just used a gun against the seagull... i would have.
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05/23/2009 09:03 PM
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maybe the gull needs some understanding afterall he is a victim also....give 'em a green card...sign him up for the all the shit the illegals get...then maybe the little feather freak won't be stealing icecream...
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05/23/2009 09:07 PM
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The gull will receive victim's counseling at state expense.

This thread is for the birds.
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05/23/2009 09:09 PM
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maybe the gull needs some understanding afterall he is a victim also....give 'em a green card...sign him up for the all the shit the illegals get...then maybe the little feather freak won't be stealing icecream...
 Quoting: picesnator

Nah, it was in Cali. No mas dinero gratis manana.

Maybe if we started doing this to illegals in Cali....
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05/23/2009 09:16 PM
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Re: Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull
I hate sky rats but he could have just shewed them away instead of hitting it.
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05/23/2009 09:19 PM
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Re: Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull
What an idiot. That's what the seagulls do here in Califoria. Give me a break, no need to kill the damn things for it. Dumbass.
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05/23/2009 09:27 PM
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Maybe he thought it was steven seagul
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Maybe he thought it was steven seagul
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 683411

lmao
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I hate sky rats but he could have just shewed them away instead of hitting it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 632185

Have you tried shewing away a seagull? One of them hunted me down for french fries! They're fiends!
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Re: Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull
A Kansas man accused of beating a seagull that tried to eat his wife's ice cream is appealing a $US275 ($A353) fine stemming from the incident in California.


 Quoting: naughtyearthling


yep, Cali has to replenish that minus budget

after that $US275 is paid all Cali needs is a few dozen billion $$$'s more

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05/26/2009 04:51 AM
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bump
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Re: Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull
The Orange County police must be bored !
Obviously no crime in Orange County.
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Re: Man beats ice-cream stealing seagull
Best thread title.. ever. 1rof1
 Quoting: BurningBeard


Along with "how a cabbie stole my weed and why I'm still smiling".

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