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I have intestine cancer!

 
xc
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05/04/2009 05:29 AM
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I have intestine cancer!
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My poop was getting thinner and thinner now it reached a point where almost doesn't come out anymore!

s226

Eeeeeeeeeeeghhhh

1dunno1

oops nothing!

Man now i have to eat less since less poop is coming out.

scream

This prospect is horrifying with all the food around i will starve anyway!.

Unless i perform surgery but i don't wan't to be cut in my intestine fuck it i just eat less.

Should i see a doctor i don't have money left so waisting it in medical bills sounds stupid to me especially when there is only one solution to this kind of problem!

One more time

s226

Get out poop eeeeuughhhhhh poop

Alright a small pice felt now i can eat a little bit!

chorus
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05/04/2009 05:30 AM
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
wtf
xc (OP)
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05/04/2009 05:32 AM
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wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 671307

What you never heard of intestine cancer?

Well be glad you haven't got it!
fërú.

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05/04/2009 05:36 AM
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sorry to hear that OP
got the surgery worry later for the money
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xc (OP)
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05/04/2009 05:38 AM
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sorry to hear that OP
got the surgery worry later for the money
 Quoting: fërú.

Nope money first then health!

Have to find a job i'll just fix the problem with some colon cleanse tabs and other improvised stuff...

cool2
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05/04/2009 05:40 AM
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
I think we are wondering how you know you have intestinal cancer if you haven't gone to the Dr?

I swore I had cancer and after many test, it came out that I have a blockage in my stomach that causes my food to go into intestines too slowly. I am controlling that by diet and think what you are doing is the correct thing also.

That in no way means that you should not have yourself checked out. An intestinal blockage can kill you.
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05/04/2009 05:41 AM
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You are not funny, OP.
Everything is permitted..
xc (OP)
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I think we are wondering how you know you have intestinal cancer if you haven't gone to the Dr?

I swore I had cancer and after many test, it came out that I have a blockage in my stomach that causes my food to go into intestines too slowly. I am controlling that by diet and think what you are doing is the correct thing also.

That in no way means that you should not have yourself checked out. An intestinal blockage can kill you.
 Quoting: Cosmic Cuckoo

Hmm intestinal blockage!

Ok that sounds good if it is not too expensive i'll check what the problem really is but you know these are the symptoms of intestine cancer!

Man i ould have to show my but and be probed annaly!
From all the deseases in the world it had to be this one!

Eeeugh thx for the tip anyway.

hf
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05/04/2009 06:00 AM
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
quality uncooked olive oil desolves built up sludge from intestinal walls over months .use it for life in place of butter and mayonaise . a few freshpeeled ucooked garlic cloves eaten whole with meals each day, kills off bad germs in intestines. this is how i learned to love uncooked quallity olive oil and uncooked eaten whole , garlic .for better heath during my life. . real fresh uncooked whole garlic cloves "drives out" even parasites from intestines and colon with the use of uncooked quality olive oil with meals onsalads or baked potaoes or steamed veggis .do not heat garlic or olive oil ..
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05/04/2009 07:12 AM
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
i give you the cure
very simple
very efficacious
very natural
very organic
totally harmless no side effects.

2 or 3 big cloves of garlic
2 lemons sqeezed
2 table spoons of extra virging organic italian olive oil (not the cheap spanish one)
2 green or red chillies chopped very fine

drink it twice a day while eating raw or cooked chicory

you will see the difference immediately
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05/04/2009 07:33 AM
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
Congrats!

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05/04/2009 07:36 AM
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Chew a bit of raw savory spice but not too much, 12 hours later you will be free ...

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05/04/2009 08:33 AM
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Take a tea spoon of turmeric in a cup of warm water every day and after a week you'll start feeling better. Then in a month you'll start having regular bowels with very fragrant turds. You'll think you're at an Indian restaurant.
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05/04/2009 08:39 AM
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Here is a Forum for those actually with cancer (intestinal too)...check it out, ask questions if you need to.

[link to cancerforums.net]
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05/04/2009 08:45 AM
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
Baking soda or adjust your diet to more alkaline.

your PH level is the key.

herethere
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05/04/2009 08:47 AM
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
it isn't your intestines that are the problem OP. It is your brain. Apparently you have shit for brains.
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05/04/2009 09:07 AM
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it isn't your intestines that are the problem OP. It is your brain. Apparently you have shit for brains.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 671386

Well i'm sure there must be some sludge above too.

But my belly feels like an overblown baloon filled with water so i guess i have an intestinal problem somewhere.
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05/04/2009 09:08 AM
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I was talking to a nurse from Austria about intestine cancer two years ago and she agreed that one of the causes is too many carbs e..g. wheat products. She confirmed that the medical profession are seeing an increase in this cancer.

We have also discovered during past life healing sessions that situations and life conditions connected to wheat and wheat fields have also had an impact on co-creating some types of illnesses.

Lotus
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xc (OP)
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
Baking soda or adjust your diet to more alkaline.

your PH level is the key.

herethere
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 613117

Hmm now that you mention it i started drinking water with a ph of 6.8 i wonder if it isn't too much acid!

But before i had this problem too only less worse.
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
I was talking to a nurse from Austria about intestine cancer two years ago and she agreed that one of the causes is too many carbs e..g. wheat products. She confirmed that the medical profession are seeing an increase in this cancer.

We have also discovered during past life healing sessions that situations and life conditions connected to wheat and wheat fields have also had an impact on co-creating some types of illnesses.

Lotus
 Quoting: Lotus Feet

Is chocolate good against intestine cancer i have been eating quite a lot lately and it seems it is a bit good for digestion but i started to feel very tired i think there is too much iron in it could also have an iron malabsorbtion or something like that.
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Astonishing the chocolate really works i could poo this morning still feel some abdominal pain but it seems the chocolate helps!

Time to eat some daily!

It was thin and large in surface however.
So i guess there must be some polips residing in my bowels!

Hmmm interesting how healthy chocolate can be!

alienship
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05/05/2009 04:24 PM
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chorus

alienship

My poop was getting thinner and thinner now it reached a point where almost doesn't come out anymore!

s226

Eeeeeeeeeeeghhhh

1dunno1

oops nothing!

Man now i have to eat less since less poop is coming out.

scream

This prospect is horrifying with all the food around i will starve anyway!.

Unless i perform surgery but i don't wan't to be cut in my intestine fuck it i just eat less.

Should i see a doctor i don't have money left so waisting it in medical bills sounds stupid to me especially when there is only one solution to this kind of problem!

One more time

s226

Get out poop eeeeuughhhhhh poop

Alright a small pice felt now i can eat a little bit!

chorus
 Quoting: xc 661466
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05/05/2009 04:26 PM
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
cayenne to start

and lots and lots of water
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05/05/2009 04:28 PM
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I smell a troll in the top of the hill
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05/05/2009 04:36 PM
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OP, has a doctor diagnosed you with intestinal cancer? You could just have hemorrhoids.
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
You may be suffering from Diverticulosis, or a flare up and infection, which is Diverticulitis.


I've had it for 20 years, and it can make you downright miserable sometimes. Eat losts of fiber and drink plenty of water everyday, and that should help.
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diverticulitis is what happens to the digestive system to some after a liftime of meat eating.
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05/05/2009 04:52 PM
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OP, has a doctor diagnosed you with intestinal cancer? You could just have hemorrhoids.
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or forgot the gerbils....
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05/05/2009 04:53 PM
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sorry to hear that OP
got the surgery worry later for the money

Nope money first then health!

Have to find a job i'll just fix the problem with some colon cleanse tabs and other improvised stuff...

cool2
 Quoting: xc 661466



Baking soda enemas.
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05/05/2009 04:57 PM
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
Psyllium husk powder.
You are just constipated.
Stop joking about colon cancer its far from funny.
Thinking you have got it is not the same as being told you have it.
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Re: I have intestine cancer!
Get a new toilet seat....obviously the one you have isnt working chuckle





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