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How do you make a fat girl skinny? | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 634943  Canada03/18/2009 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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SunrayMinor
 User ID: 609073 Canada03/18/2009 09:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Theres this girl I've been hanging out with... She REALLLY likes me... Shes chunky though and I have zero physical attraction to her. We're friends right... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 634943What are some tips to help the encouragment of making her skinny? I know I may be a bit of an ass from this... but I don't care. I'm shallow and proud of it. I love hot skinny girls and I want my friend to be hot and skinny. How can I help her w/out having negative effects and making things worse? I'm guessing calling her a heffer won't go over well... just a hunch. Lol jk. Peace. :A4:  :a6:Hard to beat a nice girl...especially when you have so many candy coated bitches.. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 636622 United States03/18/2009 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you can't it's in the genes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 296013the fact they are fat shows they subconciously think eating is chemically more pleasurable than looks. how can you change chemistry? Rubbish, it's not in the genes. She's eating too much and the wrong food. Jenny Craig (portion control) is working for many of my friends. |
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SHR
Forum Administrator 03/18/2009 10:04 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Show her your small dick, laughing burns a lot of fat off. ____________________________________________________ E-mail anytime [email protected] Inquiring about a ban?, include the IP address found here. [link to www.showmemyip.com] Ooooh, see the fire is sweepin' Our very streets today... Burns like a red coal carpet, Mad bulls lost the way... War, children, it's just a shot away...it's just a shot away.... |
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| WomanInBlack
User ID: 605548 Canada03/18/2009 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. Les Ruines De La Modernité-Pendaison De L'Humanité |
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| thoughtplacebo
User ID: 637304 United States03/18/2009 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know of how you can accomplish that task and in a tactful way at that, but you know what? I'm not going to tell you the method, because you are an asshat. Stop trying to objectify women, swamplife.  I Pledge Malignance, To The False Flag, Of The United Police States called AmerCIA, And To The Democracy At Gunpoint, For Which It Stands, "A" Nation, WITHOUT GOD, Divisible, With No Liberty Or Justice At All. Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage... [link to www.google.com] |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 634943 Canada03/18/2009 12:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know of how you can accomplish that task and in a tactful way at that, but you know what? I'm not going to tell you the method, because you are an asshat. Stop trying to objectify women, swamplife. Quoting: thoughtplaceboLol...  Thanks for responses so far. Interesting mixed bag here. Quality though. Clearly from the responses we have a few ex-fatties out there, or a few current ones (prolly from the more mean posts) The one about showing her my small dick so she laughs a lot and loses weight made me laugh. That's novel.  for bingo dabber feta cheese ripple wave fatties! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 103782 United States03/18/2009 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Theres this girl I've been hanging out with... She REALLLY likes me... Shes chunky though and I have zero physical attraction to her. We're friends right... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 634943What are some tips to help the encouragment of making her skinny? I know I may be a bit of an ass from this... but I don't care. I'm shallow and proud of it. I love hot skinny girls and I want my friend to be hot and skinny. How can I help her w/out having negative effects and making things worse? I'm guessing calling her a heffer won't go over well... just a hunch. Lol jk. Peace. vegetarian diet, no sugar, no alcohol, exercise. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 634854 United States03/18/2009 12:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Theres this girl I've been hanging out with... She REALLLY likes me... Shes chunky though and I have zero physical attraction to her. We're friends right... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 634943What are some tips to help the encouragment of making her skinny? I know I may be a bit of an ass from this... but I don't care. I'm shallow and proud of it. I love hot skinny girls and I want my friend to be hot and skinny. How can I help her w/out having negative effects and making things worse? I'm guessing calling her a heffer won't go over well... just a hunch. Lol jk. Peace. Show her this post. She'll unload 150 pounds of unsighly fat (you) immediately. |
| Hillcrest
User ID: 392015 United States03/18/2009 01:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Theres this girl I've been hanging out with... She REALLLY likes me... Shes chunky though and I have zero physical attraction to her. We're friends right... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 634943What are some tips to help the encouragment of making her skinny? I know I may be a bit of an ass from this... but I don't care. I'm shallow and proud of it. I love hot skinny girls and I want my friend to be hot and skinny. How can I help her w/out having negative effects and making things worse? I'm guessing calling her a heffer won't go over well... just a hunch. Lol jk. Peace. just tell her you're sexually attracted to thin women... that's not offensive... we are all entitled to our sexual preferences... some like big girls, some don't. or you could whip out the old "sex will destroy our friendship" routine. Water always wins. :sun: |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 634854 United States03/18/2009 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Obviously, she has to WANT your help, she has to WANT to be thin herself.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 501151Where does she stand on this? Why are you idiots acting like SHE has a problem. Obviously the OP is the one with issues. He doesn't want to hang out with her because she's "chunky". What does that mean on the scale? Is she 20 pounds overweight? Is she just regular and the OP thinks that she should be anorexic? There's no real info here except this frenemy doesn't to be seen with her. |
| Jackinthebox
User ID: 634538 United States03/18/2009 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Theres this girl I've been hanging out with... She REALLLY likes me... Shes chunky though and I have zero physical attraction to her. We're friends right... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 634943What are some tips to help the encouragment of making her skinny? I know I may be a bit of an ass from this... but I don't care. I'm shallow and proud of it. I love hot skinny girls and I want my friend to be hot and skinny. How can I help her w/out having negative effects and making things worse? I'm guessing calling her a heffer won't go over well... just a hunch. Lol jk. Peace. Better learn to like chunky women. 90% of Americans are overweight, and the number ain't going down bucko. "Let them eat cake" - A newly expanded version of facts regarding nutricide of the population [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!" -Revelation 6:5, 6:6 |
| coolhandluke74
User ID: 637532 United States03/18/2009 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Theres this girl I've been hanging out with... She REALLLY likes me... Shes chunky though and I have zero physical attraction to her. We're friends right... Quoting: HillcrestWhat are some tips to help the encouragment of making her skinny? I know I may be a bit of an ass from this... but I don't care. I'm shallow and proud of it. I love hot skinny girls and I want my friend to be hot and skinny. How can I help her w/out having negative effects and making things worse? I'm guessing calling her a heffer won't go over well... just a hunch. Lol jk. Peace. just tell her you're sexually attracted to thin women... that's not offensive... we are all entitled to our sexual preferences... some like big girls, some don't. or you could whip out the old "sex will destroy our friendship" routine.  |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 634943 Canada03/18/2009 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Show her this post. She'll unload 150 pounds of unsighly fat (you) immediately. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 634854BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.... haw man. So many angry fat chicks in GLP... I had no idea... Or go figure eh? GLP and posting doesn't cut the calories eh? We need GLP Light, with more aspartame and high fructose corn syrup! I know some of you bingo dabber broads out there think I'm a total weener and asshat... but hear me out!! I really like her too, BUT I CAN'T FUCKING HELP IT IF IM NOT ATTRACTED TO HER OKAY!! IM SORRY BINGO DABBER BROADS! Thanks for throwing me the proverbial bones in this thread, guys-who-know-where-I'm-coming-from-and-know-Im-concerned-about-health. |
| Hillcrest
User ID: 392015 United States03/18/2009 01:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Theres this girl I've been hanging out with... She REALLLY likes me... Shes chunky though and I have zero physical attraction to her. We're friends right... Quoting: coolhandluke74What are some tips to help the encouragment of making her skinny? I know I may be a bit of an ass from this... but I don't care. I'm shallow and proud of it. I love hot skinny girls and I want my friend to be hot and skinny. How can I help her w/out having negative effects and making things worse? I'm guessing calling her a heffer won't go over well... just a hunch. Lol jk. Peace. just tell her you're sexually attracted to thin women... that's not offensive... we are all entitled to our sexual preferences... some like big girls, some don't. or you could whip out the old "sex will destroy our friendship" routine.  and lol @ the guy who responded w/"crystal meth"... Water always wins. :sun: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 619274 United States03/18/2009 01:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Show her this post. She'll unload 150 pounds of unsighly fat (you) immediately. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 634943BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.... haw man. So many angry fat chicks in GLP... I had no idea... Or go figure eh? GLP and posting doesn't cut the calories eh? We need GLP Light, with more aspartame and high fructose corn syrup! I know some of you bingo dabber broads out there think I'm a total weener and asshat... but hear me out!! I really like her too, BUT I CAN'T FUCKING HELP IT IF IM NOT ATTRACTED TO HER OKAY!! IM SORRY BINGO DABBER BROADS! Thanks for throwing me the proverbial bones in this thread, guys-who-know-where-I'm-coming-from-and-know-Im-concerned-about-health. How fat is this heffer? |
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| WomanInBlack
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| Jackinthebox
User ID: 634538 United States03/18/2009 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know some of you bingo dabber broads out there think I'm a total weener and asshat... but hear me out!! I really like her too, BUT I CAN'T FUCKING HELP IT IF IM NOT ATTRACTED TO HER OKAY!! IM SORRY BINGO DABBER BROADS! Thanks for throwing me the proverbial bones in this thread, guys-who-know-where-I'm-coming-from-and-know-Im-concerned-about-health. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 634943If you're not attracted to her, then move on dude, I mean WTF. Would you ask one of your homeboys to chop his dick off because you get along so well? When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!" -Revelation 6:5, 6:6 |
| XLR8
User ID: 583957 United States03/18/2009 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take her on walks/hikes. Czar: 1) An unelected person given substantial authority over a particular policy; 2) sometimes used to refer to monarchs of imperial Russia. ---------- “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.” - Thomas Jefferson |
