Wal-mart Wines

They are coming out with this just in time for the depression!

I think I will buy some Grape Expectations! lol

Yea, they have that one ready for congress! They can't tell what is good or bad. lol

That one is the best.

I get Charles Scwab at Trader Joe's for 2.99. It's called three buck chuck, and it is very nice, not faboo, but nice. I'll stick to TJ's.

With what is going on in the US, I think we all need a little wine, or whining. lol

I just bought "Oak Leak" Merlot for $2.97 two days ago. The cheapest ever...and to my delight, NOT made in China.

I was thinking that someone could enhance Wal-mart's wines for Christians too.

Thought they could come out with "communion crackers" with the words " I am saved by Jesus" written on them. I bet that would make some pastors heads spin. lol

When I go to Wal-mart I like to play around at the store.
Here are some of the things that can be done while shopping at Wal-mart.

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Tell an employee in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along.
14. Walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. Toilet paper as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
34. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
35. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible."
36. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
37. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
38. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
39. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
40. Two words: "Marco Polo."
41. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
42. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
43. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
44. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
45. During announcements over the PA, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
46. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
47. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
48. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

screw that, I'm brewing my own wine...

It's a joke!

Walmart

Hmmmmm!
Chef Boyardeaux

Absolutely hilarious!! Was this a David Letterman top 10 list? Sooo Funny!

Will have nothing to do with Walmart. The closest one to me is Inglewood, and that's quite a ways away. Hope it stays that way. There is nothing about Walmart that I like.

I like my wine in a box. Maybe they could have little to go boxes.

Lowering standards of the taste of wine are they. That shit will be rank. Kmart already has five dollar wine by the big bottle and so does Food Lion so no big deal.
Wine cant go any lower unless was homemade] or will be water.

I guaranteed you all that Walmart will try to be purchasing everyones vineyards as well. Don't allow that to occur.

Since scientific studies have proven that wine ensures immortality or near with the property named Sirtuin -- that lengthens life.

Now that this has been affirmed to all populace the monarchies are extremely jealous and angry and want wine to go extinct. so if you value health don't buy the cheapened of that property walmart wine.

This is really nasty! This reminds me of beer/wine from the Dollar store...:(

Not every wine for every meal should be expensive. Still given the fact that cheap cheese now tastes like glue and the FDA doesn't care if we are poisoned, I want to grow my wine.Unfortunately, it will take four years once the vines are planted to produce a wine.

How about a nice german, can wine with the pullup tab. They could call it: "WINEHEINEKEN"

off the to do list i choose
#'s 23,44, and 47.

Funny. I hate Walmart.\

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For good cheap wine - try the Two Buck Chuck at Trader Joe's. Although it is now over $3. The young table red - sucks thou. Avoid that one.

Just what we need. Another 2-buck chuck.

The Target in my neighborhood has a great wine section... as good as any wine shop.

Trader Joe's is probably the best place to get great wine for cheap... I remember one Xmas I got a bottle of champagne (can't remember the label) for $10 that was as good as any Moet or Piper-Heidsieck (my favorite) and those run btw $40 and $50 or higher