Format to explain the Stimulus Payment. { user friendly}

Stimulus payment this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.





This is a very exciting new program that can be explained using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.



Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.





Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car, it will go to Japan.

If you purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan. And none of it will help the American economy.