Why watch the local stations for new? Out here we get nothing but local junk, and they have a segment called "the world in a minute". A whole minute of world news...wow.
They spend more time on corn and cattle prices than real news out here.

I stopped watching the news when the tv show ER was real big. The stations out here devoted 5+ minutes of the news trying to compare what happened on ER to something going on around town or in one of the two local hospitals...please.