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Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???

 
Daughter of zion
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Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
ok we have this pet store they sell monkeys. but they said people in Montana cant own them ..that we would have to buy them and take them out of state.... wtf
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Why sell them here?
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!
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Movin' to Montana soon,
Gonna be a dennil floss tycoon ...
(yes, I am)
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!
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i would let it roam free... hf
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
ok we have this pet store they sell monkeys. but they said people in Montana cant own them ..that we would have to buy them and take them out of state.... wtf
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And how does the pet store get away with "owning" them?
"Everybody lies."
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12/26/2008 05:24 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!

i would let it roam free... hf
 Quoting: Daughter of zion


But, lovely Montanan woman ...

Would you allow them to cultivate "dennil floss"?
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12/26/2008 05:25 PM
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soup or chilled monkey brains
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
This sounds like some kind of monkey conspiracy.
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Jack's Pet Center
(406) 453-1821
508 Central Ave, Great Falls, MT 59401


i dont know how they do it but heres the number if you dont believe me ...
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
This sounds like some kind of monkey conspiracy.
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hiding oh GOD ... What pissed me off was she was so rude.. and said to bad you cant own them in montana,, but you could buy one if you lived out of state with an out of state id,,,hmmmm
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!

i would let it roam free... hf
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And you would get monkey shit all over you and everything you own.
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!

i would let it roam free... hf
 Quoting: Daughter of zion



When we were kids we moved to SC and saw a monkey in our yard, we thought they grew wild in the state, but soon discovered our neighbors owned it. It was pretty cool to see that thing running through the pines.

But that doesn't make much sense.
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!

i would let it roam free... hf


And you would get monkey shit all over you and everything you own.
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i would send it to a good home .. better then that place..that place is sick!!!!
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
they are abusing animals ,,they have alot of animals i think they are not suppose to have?
even a zoo would be better...
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12/26/2008 05:35 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
People buy animals because they don't get enough affection from each other. Which is sad.

BTW. I looooove Montana!

Live in Tasmania, but was in Big Sky country in July. Had my first buffalo burger! Loved the people. So friendly...
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 577173


Agree.
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
This sounds like some kind of monkey conspiracy.
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 Quoting: Omega

lmao

Maybe if they're in the store, they're just considered "in transit"?

It would be kinda interesting to know if there's some equally bizarre, complementary law in a neighboring state, that says you can't buy them, but nothing against owning them. Then it would just be good capitalism, right?

Either that, or Montana's got a secret plan to unleash hordes of killer monkeys on us all!

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Maybe they lease them?
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
This sounds like some kind of monkey conspiracy.
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Do they allow you to 'spank the monkey' in Montana?
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!

i would let it roam free... hf
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!

i would let it roam free... hf
 Quoting: Daughter of zion




This is why they don't want you owning a monkey in Montana.

If it escaped, it would freeze to death!
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!

i would let it roam free... hf


And you would get monkey shit all over you and everything you own.
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That doesn't really matter, because the monkey would destroy everything she owns, anyway.
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12/26/2008 06:10 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Well, I actually looked into this (lol), and it looks like there was a big push around 2004-5 to get all states to ban private ownership of monkeys. Didn't get too far in some places, others seemed to think all monkeys were chimp-sized or gorilla or equally dangerous. (Sorry, I think DoZ could take one of those hand-sized ones!)

Your average, Michael Jackson monkey can lift 900lbs with one arm...casually. (Forget weights, I'm going to start swinging from trees!) So they are dangerous, especially when something sets them off. Still, while I'm not a big fan of "pets", it seems a little extreme to me to do a blanket ban. Some smaller monkeys are plentiful, and there are worse pets to have.

Oh, and here's a map, probably a little dated, but it might give you a rough idea of ownership. Oddly, it says Montana's fine. Maybe it's a new law, or perhaps that lady just didn't like DoZ?

I'm thinking maybe she has young women come in all the time, and doesn't trust them to take good care of them, especially if folks are out to shut down that part of her business. Doesn't take much to end up with a law shutting things down, these days, just the wrong news story.

Maybe put on a fake mustache and glasses, coat and hat and try again DoZ! chuckle

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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Maybe they lease them?
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no to own out right..im not logged in everytime i leave i have to log back in sucks...
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Well, I actually looked into this (lol), and it looks like there was a big push around 2004-5 to get all states to ban private ownership of monkeys. Didn't get too far in some places, others seemed to think all monkeys were chimp-sized or gorilla or equally dangerous. (Sorry, I think DoZ could take one of those hand-sized ones!)

Your average, Michael Jackson monkey can lift 900lbs with one arm...casually. (Forget weights, I'm going to start swinging from trees!) So they are dangerous, especially when something sets them off. Still, while I'm not a big fan of "pets", it seems a little extreme to me to do a blanket ban. Some smaller monkeys are plentiful, and there are worse pets to have.

Oh, and here's a map, probably a little dated, but it might give you a rough idea of ownership. Oddly, it says Montana's fine. Maybe it's a new law, or perhaps that lady just didn't like DoZ?

I'm thinking maybe she has young women come in all the time, and doesn't trust them to take good care of them, especially if folks are out to shut down that part of her business. Doesn't take much to end up with a law shutting things down, these days, just the wrong news story.

Maybe put on a fake mustache and glasses, coat and hat and try again DoZ! chuckle

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LMAO !!!! OK I WILL hiding
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!

i would let it roam free... hf




This is why they don't want you owning a monkey in Montana.

If it escaped, it would freeze to death!
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WHY? SELL THEM HERE THEN?
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12/26/2008 06:15 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
I want a mokey, too!
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
ok we have this pet store they sell monkeys. but they said people in Montana cant own them ..that we would have to buy them and take them out of state.... wtf
 Quoting: Daughter of zion


well you can buy a horse too, but you aren't allowed to eat it.

I wonder if there is a law against eating monkeys in MT.
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
you can buy and have them as pets in Tx. I use to want one but have heard they are mean and sometimes dangerous. Still, it would be cool if they just hung around in the trees





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