How Many Socialists Are There Out There Tonight?

Halloween is nothing but socialism! It's the redistribution of candy!

Those snotty-nosed kids should go get jobs and buy their own candy, like Paris Hilton and the little George Dubya Bush. Otherwise, they'll grow up to expect everything for free and live off welfare...

Upcoming communist holidays:

Redistribution of Turkey Day
Redistribution of Toys Day

The big difference between Democrats and Republicans is that Democrats believe in "peace on Earth" and "goodwill to man" every day of the year rather than just one day a year.