Headline: Self-Declared Debunker King Declares Doom

His Grandiose Highness, a self-professed cannibal who "eats woo-woo's for breakfast", has officially declared that Doom may exist.

Duncan, the Supreme Lord of the State of Arrogance in the Land of Denial, has been demanding for years that his lowly subjects bring proof offerings to the foot of his throne. The meager offerings have only received the sneers of the Demi-God King.

Those subjects living in the King's District of Self Importance, who have been repeatedly spat upon and subject to his derision and mocking, may now hope that they will be less persecuted because his Royal Blindness is finally getting a clue.

SIDE BAR to lowly subjects: Doom only exists in the areas where the Debunker King claims it does; therefor, you still need take extreme caution in expressing doom or conspiracy about things that are in his vast Land of Denial. Disregard this caution at your own risk. The King's narcissistic rage knows no bounds.

Ah, I love the smell of arrogance in the morning.