Step One - We admitted we were powerless over DOOM, and that
our lives have become paranoiac.

Step Two - Came to believe in a Doom greater than all the
other dooms that will once and finally end all sanity.

Step Three - Made a decision to turn our worries and our
fears over to Godlikeproductions, as we misunderstand it.


Step Four - Realise that aforementioned Doom failed to materialised, swear and curse at OP, hoist B.S. flag, look for *NEW* doom

Step Five - Stay up late after work monitoring world events and posting mindless gibberish on random threads and laughing at some of the totally way-out ridiculous drug-induced fantasy's that people post as a joke, stop laughing when you realise that they were actually NOT joking..(tired and cranky the following morning)

Step Six - Scheduled regular weekly minor crisis interlude related to war/rumour of war/dodgy military-related drama, hopes re-kindled for WW3. THIS IS IT! THE END IS NIGH! And so it begins..(Check GLP for updates every few hours, immediately blow all expendable income on munitions, tin-foil and alphabet-soup and prepare for anarchy, Threads go ballistic for several days).

Step Seven - GLP effect auto-enacted, resulting in Crisis narrowly averted, nothing eventuates, zetas right again...

Step Eight - Swear and curse at O.P., hoist B.S. flag, look for *NEW* doom..

Step Nine - *Repeat as desired