GLPAA - GLP Addicts Anonymous

I'd like to see a full on disclosure.

I think it would be of great interest to everyone to disclose the truth about whats going on behind the scenes here at glp.

This place is now a commercialized website, complete with all the trappings. I don't buy into this whole membership deal, and you would have to prove it to me that the purported members that have bought into it actually have.

This place smells like a racket to me.

Thats a helluva rant there Perry. For you to actually spend the time to...brain fart your denial is indicative of the conundrum you indeed find yourself in.


Best of luck brother.....


...and that was a helluva quote, Omega.


LOL. Thank you, I like to keep it brief and to the point. Although I must say SHR has been on a helluva roll lately. Makes me wax poetic back to a time when I actually...believed in hope for our species....


Keep it up my old friend, you perhaps will convince me yet.....

Omega, you've drawn some attention.

Step Eleven: You are not alone.

Step Twelve: You don't feel the need to achieve the Mods approval/dissaproval.

I am not a GLP addict!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or am I?
We should come up with a litmus test for those who venture here.
Do you visit and/or post on GLP site:
A) About once a month
B) About once an week
C) About once a day
D) About two or three times per day
E) About once an hour

If you check C, D or E are you a GLP addict?

I guess I would check on average D so I guess I need to go to Rehab, anyone else?

Omega, you've drawn some attention.


Indeed I have. That 2 hour convo I had with the FBI this morning sealed the deal. After they left their Station Chief called asking me WTF. Seems they cleaned out their banking accounts, sent their family to relatives, and cut out to the hills.

Imagine that.

[Quoting ranter's bullshit]
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Lighten up, dude! Don't take life so seriously when you show up here. Entertainment only, lunatic fringe, role playing and so forth, read the disclaimer at the bottom...if you still feel like you describe head down to the "Sweetness and Light" forum around the corner from here, where they are "nicey-nice" to each other and they wouldn't type shit if they had a mouthful

I am not a GLP addict!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or am I?
We should come up with a litmus test for those who venture here.
Do you visit and/or post on GLP site:
A) About once a month
B) About once an week
C) About once a day
D) About two or three times per day
E) About once an hour

If you check C, D or E are you a GLP addict?

I guess I would check on average D so I guess I need to go to Rehab, anyone else?

i could totally quit anytime i want to...

You just blew my fucking mind...



What movie is this from??

Experiencing increased paranoia?

The concept of the 'reptilian agenda' seems more feasible, even outright real to you now than it was say a year ago when you thought it was some contrived bollocks to fill a niche in the conspiracy market?

Alex Jones (et al) shows you used to listen to are now tame, even laughable, compared to the regular rantings of the GLP self-made prophets of doom forecasting tumult and upheavel of biblical proportions none of which the world has ever experienced nor will be experienced again??? *pant*

Well friends if this is you (or worse), YOU ARE NOT ALONE :)

Independent research indicates that 1 out of every 80 persons suffers from GLP addiction. These studies also show a direct link between frequent GLP forum activity and an increase in sales of tin foil.

The effects of GLP abuse cannot be understated. Sufferers experience episodes (sometimes days at a time) of sleeplessness, delusions of grandeur (many a prophet has been forged in the bowels of GLP), and .. umm .. lots of other things.

Those with GLP addiction also suffer irrepairable social damage whilst being ridiculed, scorned, and farted on - all on account of GLP addiction. In some cases, severe abuse has also impeded simple every day tasks such as walking.



So pull up a wheely chair, grab a cuppa, put on your tin foil hat (if it makes you more comfortable), and share your stories of paranoia and psychological trauma as a result of this horrific disease.

Lets work together and help fight GLP addiction TODAY!!


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hello

my name is anonymous coward

i post about 25,000 times a day

but im not addicted

i dont have a problem