Experiencing increased paranoia?

The concept of the 'reptilian agenda' seems more feasible, even outright real to you now than it was say a year ago when you thought it was some contrived bollocks to fill a niche in the conspiracy market?

Alex Jones (et al) shows you used to listen to are now tame, even laughable, compared to the regular rantings of the GLP self-made prophets of doom forecasting tumult and upheavel of biblical proportions none of which the world has ever experienced nor will be experienced again??? *pant*

Well friends if this is you (or worse), YOU ARE NOT ALONE :)

Independent research indicates that 1 out of every 80 persons suffers from GLP addiction. These studies also show a direct link between frequent GLP forum activity and an increase in sales of tin foil.

The effects of GLP abuse cannot be understated. Sufferers experience episodes (sometimes days at a time) of sleeplessness, delusions of grandeur (many a prophet has been forged in the bowels of GLP), and .. umm .. lots of other things.

Those with GLP addiction also suffer irrepairable social damage whilst being ridiculed, scorned, and farted on - all on account of GLP addiction. In some cases, severe abuse has also impeded simple every day tasks such as walking.



So pull up a wheely chair, grab a cuppa, put on your tin foil hat (if it makes you more comfortable), and share your stories of paranoia and psychological trauma as a result of this horrific disease.

Lets work together and help fight GLP addiction TODAY!!


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