So Dark Brandon is doing his State of the Union address today (+bonus drinking game)

POLL: Brandon's Speech Drinking Game
Take 1 shot when he disparages MAGA
Take 1 shot when he invents an invisible success
Take 1 shot when he misreads his cue card
Take 1 shot when he trails off while improvising
Take 1 shot when he mentions Russia Russia Russia
Take 1 shot when he defends pedophiles
Take 1 shot when he calls for greater deficit spending
Take 1 shot when he calls for violating the 2nd Amendment
Take 1 shot when he mentions diversity as a strength
Take 1 shot when he obviously avoids mentioning China
Take 1 shot when he claims cost of living is lower than during Trump
Take 1 shot when he mentions an imaginary character
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They have started drugging him up for breakfast, and it will continue all through the day.

Watch the corpse still mentally fall asleep between lies while on camera.



Then, his staff will put a laser pointer on the cue card on the next word he is supposed to read.

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He will not mention his orchestrated invasion of 10 million dangerous non-white, non-Christian savages, except for how, somehow, it's Trump's Fault (tm).


Nobody will believe a single thing he says, even his retarded evil staff.



Extremist MAGA Republicans (like me) will be laughing and reloading, thanking God Almighty for Trump's Triumphant Return.



This drinking game will cause you to pass out within 60 seconds. If you keep playing, you will die of alcohol poisoning before Brandon is wheeled off stage with a full diaper and an empty gaze after reciting all the lies written for him.

This going to be delightful, then dangerous, so wear appropriate safety gear.