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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75967447 Germany 06/08/2023 01:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. We're allowed one suitcase and one cary on sized bag each. They won't say where we're going, only that it will be via coach bus which is odd, that probably means they're worried about air travel for whatever reason. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 85940373 United States 06/08/2023 01:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Good doom.
But it's not Friday or two weeks from now.
Better luck next time. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85938922 United Kingdom 06/08/2023 01:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Take a case of A1 steak sauce with you to barter for sexual favors. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82875490 Netherlands 06/08/2023 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. You should bring a !*"CORNED BEEF SANDWICH"*! with you in case you get hungry |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85126839 United States 06/08/2023 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Bring Jiffy-Pop. It's fun at the nighttime bunker sing-alongs. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67229503 United States 06/08/2023 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. You joke, but a bunch of NG just got called up from reserve. Doom On ! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79250820 United States 06/08/2023 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Take a case of A1 steak sauce with you to barter for sexual favors.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85938922 True |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85940412 Canada 06/08/2023 02:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Just got mine too. Headed to “location 3”. How about you? Maybe we’re sharing the the same bunker. Could get some special activities on if you know what I mean |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80005783 United States 06/08/2023 02:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. The important question is...are pets welcome? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77419869 Netherlands 06/08/2023 02:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Just got mine too. Headed to “location 3”. How about you? Maybe we’re sharing the the same bunker. Could get some special activities on if you know what I mean
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85940412 YOU OP |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82875490 Netherlands 06/08/2023 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. The important question is...are pets welcome?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80005783 those going to the bunkers are the pets dumbo |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71988536 United States 06/08/2023 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. You have to leave your mom's basement technically before you can go back to it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10766836 United Kingdom 06/08/2023 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Take a case of A1 steak sauce with you to barter for sexual favors.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85938922 If he slavers it all over his balls its guaranteed. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84896090 United States 06/08/2023 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. We're allowed one suitcase and one cary on sized bag each. They won't say where we're going, only that it will be via coach bus which is odd, that probably means they're worried about air travel for whatever reason.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75967447 Please tell us everything you can. I'm listening.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82500372 United States 06/08/2023 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. We're allowed one suitcase and one cary on sized bag each. They won't say where we're going, only that it will be via coach bus which is odd, that probably means they're worried about air travel for whatever reason.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75967447 Aliens |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1696093 06/08/2023 02:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. aliens is demons |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 67784208 Netherlands 06/08/2023 02:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Why , lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67784208 Netherlands 06/08/2023 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. New over the edge predator movie,...fuck that must be it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79961651 United States 06/08/2023 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Same me too I'm headed over there with my Nintendo 64 and acrylic bong
They said I can't smoke weed in the bunker but it'll be fun to pretend to
Just gonna play Zelda ocarina of time while you guys get scorched by that nasty sun fart |
Vot On
User ID: 49960851 South Africa 06/08/2023 02:56 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. The best part is the liquifaction of the soil, then your bunker sinks down about 400m below the surface. Glhf. "zero tolerance" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79961651 United States 06/08/2023 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
The best part is the liquifaction of the soil, then your bunker sinks down about 400m below the surface. Glhf.
Quoting: Vot On Nah it'll be fine, the whole atmosphere being on fire should keep surface conditions nice and dry either way ;) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67784208 Netherlands 06/08/2023 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Same me too I'm headed over there with my Nintendo 64 and acrylic bong
They said I can't smoke weed in the bunker but it'll be fun to pretend to
Just gonna play Zelda ocarina of time while you guys get scorched by that nasty sun fart
Quoting: Plato (not deceased) Auw with food usages.., |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67784208 Netherlands 06/08/2023 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. The best part is the liquifaction of the soil, then your bunker sinks down about 400m below the surface. Glhf.
Quoting: Vot On And wait for selestial rain after efforts wauw man |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78713215 United States 06/08/2023 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. The important question is...are pets welcome?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80005783 Shave your wife and kids... Grill your pets! |
alienbaby
User ID: 84970789 United States 06/08/2023 03:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Do they supply the Adrenachrome or do you have to bring your own children? |
BFD
User ID: 84176669 United States 06/08/2023 03:19 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Satphone = Grindr Message Bunker = Gay Wack Shack Last Edited by BFD on 06/08/2023 03:20 PMINFJ/Conservative Artist |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 85375124 Netherlands 06/08/2023 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. COG protocol has been activated.
Raven Rock: The Story of the U.S. Government's Secret Plan to Save Itself-While the Rest of Us Die |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80540922 Ukraine 06/08/2023 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. We're allowed one suitcase and one cary on sized bag each. They won't say where we're going, only that it will be via coach bus which is odd, that probably means they're worried about air travel for whatever reason.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75967447 You won't make it! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85940579 United States 06/08/2023 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. COG protocol has been activated.
Raven Rock: The Story of the U.S. Government's Secret Plan to Save Itself-While the Rest of Us Die
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85375124 SHAVE YERSELF AN YER FAMILY. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77419869 Netherlands 06/08/2023 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. The best part is the liquifaction of the soil, then your bunker sinks down about 400m below the surface. Glhf.
Quoting: Vot On Nah it'll be fine, the whole atmosphere being on fire should keep surface conditions nice and dry either way ;) Quoting: Plato (not deceased) Just wait till all the volcanoes start going off. New ones will be formed and they will swallow the bunker with lava. Can someone say... crispy bagels? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78334071 United States 06/08/2023 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening. Good doom.
But it's not Friday or two weeks from now.
Better luck next time.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85940373 Besides that, AC didn't proclaim: TOMATO PLANTS IN!!! |
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