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Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/08/2023 01:52 PM
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Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
We're allowed one suitcase and one cary on sized bag each. They won't say where we're going, only that it will be via coach bus which is odd, that probably means they're worried about air travel for whatever reason.
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06/08/2023 01:53 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Good doom.

But it's not Friday or two weeks from now.

Better luck next time.
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06/08/2023 01:55 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Take a case of A1 steak sauce with you to barter for sexual favors.
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06/08/2023 01:56 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
You should bring a !*"CORNED BEEF SANDWICH"*! with you in case you get hungry
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06/08/2023 01:56 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Bring Jiffy-Pop. It's fun at the nighttime bunker sing-alongs.
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06/08/2023 01:58 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
You joke, but a bunch of NG just got called up from reserve. Doom On
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06/08/2023 01:58 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Take a case of A1 steak sauce with you to barter for sexual favors.
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True
Anonymous Coward
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06/08/2023 02:00 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Just got mine too. Headed to “location 3”. How about you? Maybe we’re sharing the the same bunker. Could get some special activities on if you know what I mean
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06/08/2023 02:03 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
The important question is...are pets welcome?
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06/08/2023 02:03 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Just got mine too. Headed to “location 3”. How about you? Maybe we’re sharing the the same bunker. Could get some special activities on if you know what I mean
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85940412


YOU SIDEWAYS OP
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06/08/2023 02:15 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
The important question is...are pets welcome?
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those going to the bunkers are the pets dumbo
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06/08/2023 02:25 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
You have to leave your mom's basement technically before you can go back to it.
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06/08/2023 02:26 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Take a case of A1 steak sauce with you to barter for sexual favors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85938922


If he slavers it all over his balls its guaranteed.
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06/08/2023 02:37 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
We're allowed one suitcase and one cary on sized bag each. They won't say where we're going, only that it will be via coach bus which is odd, that probably means they're worried about air travel for whatever reason.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75967447


Please tell us everything you can. I'm listening..
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06/08/2023 02:46 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
We're allowed one suitcase and one cary on sized bag each. They won't say where we're going, only that it will be via coach bus which is odd, that probably means they're worried about air travel for whatever reason.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75967447


Aliens
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06/08/2023 02:53 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
aliens is demons
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06/08/2023 02:54 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Why , lol
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06/08/2023 02:55 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
New over the edge predator movie,...fuck that must be it
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06/08/2023 02:55 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Same me too I'm headed over there with my Nintendo 64 and acrylic bong


They said I can't smoke weed in the bunker but it'll be fun to pretend to

Just gonna play Zelda ocarina of time while you guys get scorched by that nasty sun fart
Vot On

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06/08/2023 02:56 PM

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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
The best part is the liquifaction of the soil, then your bunker sinks down about 400m below the surface. Glhf.
"zero tolerance"
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06/08/2023 02:57 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
The best part is the liquifaction of the soil, then your bunker sinks down about 400m below the surface. Glhf.
 Quoting: Vot On


Nah it'll be fine, the whole atmosphere being on fire should keep surface conditions nice and dry either way

;)
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06/08/2023 03:01 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Same me too I'm headed over there with my Nintendo 64 and acrylic bong


They said I can't smoke weed in the bunker but it'll be fun to pretend to

Just gonna play Zelda ocarina of time while you guys get scorched by that nasty sun fart
 Quoting: Plato (not deceased)


Auw with food usages..,
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06/08/2023 03:01 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
The best part is the liquifaction of the soil, then your bunker sinks down about 400m below the surface. Glhf.
 Quoting: Vot On


And wait for selestial rain after efforts wauw man
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06/08/2023 03:15 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
The important question is...are pets welcome?
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Shave your wife and kids...
Grill your pets!
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06/08/2023 03:17 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Do they supply the Adrenachrome or do you have to bring your own children?
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06/08/2023 03:19 PM

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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Satphone = Grindr Message

Bunker = Gay Wack Shack

Last Edited by BFD on 06/08/2023 03:20 PM
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06/08/2023 03:24 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
COG protocol has been activated.

Raven Rock: The Story of the U.S. Government's Secret Plan to Save Itself-While the Rest of Us Die
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06/08/2023 03:25 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
We're allowed one suitcase and one cary on sized bag each. They won't say where we're going, only that it will be via coach bus which is odd, that probably means they're worried about air travel for whatever reason.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75967447


You won't make it! splat5
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06/08/2023 03:28 PM
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COG protocol has been activated.

Raven Rock: The Story of the U.S. Government's Secret Plan to Save Itself-While the Rest of Us Die
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SHAVE YERSELF AN YER FAMILY.
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
The best part is the liquifaction of the soil, then your bunker sinks down about 400m below the surface. Glhf.
 Quoting: Vot On


Nah it'll be fine, the whole atmosphere being on fire should keep surface conditions nice and dry either way

;)
 Quoting: Plato (not deceased)


Just wait till all the volcanoes start going off. New ones will be formed and they will swallow the bunker with lava.

Can someone say... crispy bagels?
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06/08/2023 08:32 PM
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Re: Just got my sat phone call. Going to the bunkers this evening.
Good doom.

But it's not Friday or two weeks from now.

Better luck next time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85940373


Besides that, AC didn't proclaim:

TOMATO PLANTS IN!!!





GLP