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Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'

 
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Fuck that rhino. Reminds me of another idiot animal who doesn't know it's outmatched until it's too late.
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Poor Rhino got gored badly. You can see the blood pouring out at the end of the clip. You can hear it in it's scream.
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I paused the video and dragged the cursor back and forth, and it looks like the elephant's tusk got in at the base of the Rhino's rib cage, near it's rear leg.

It was really bleeding. Not sure it would have survived all that blood loss.
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Probably will die of infection sadly. Too few of these great animals left.
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Haha!

"You are no gentlemen sir, a kick dust upon your feet"

That elephant kicked his ass though =)
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The 2 most dangerous animals, elephants and hippos, don’t fuck with them!
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And The fabled Sea Cow too...

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That elephant rolled rhinos nuts in the sand and left him crying like a little bitch.
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That rhino was just trying to go to school. He was a good kid
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Rhino brought a horn to a tusks fight......
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Is that a full grown male elephant?


It seems smaller.
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tusks were short, long enough though it seems
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Elephant subdued the Rhino with such little effort.

All it had to do was use its weight to take it down.
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Poor Rhino got gored badly. You can see the blood pouring out at the end of the clip. You can hear it in it's scream.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85061627


Elephant acted in self defence actually. Look at the sequence of events carefully. First attack came from the rhino and it failed. The elephant responded swiftly after that, sort of like dodge the initial punch, then counter punch maneuvre. First the elephant took down the rhino, then found a nice soft spot to gore, and went all in. Rhino started screaming when what it probably felt like its hind leg and insides were being torn apart.

Interesting to note that the elephant didn't continue with the attack once the rhino started to flee. So I am guessing the elephant wasn't really mad and wasn't trying to kill, but just wanted to teach a lesson.
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Rhino sideways Elephant
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Pretty sure the rhino got stuck with a tusk and it hurt.

Hope he survived.
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Sure did get gored. Initially the tusk went over his body. Then elephant took a step back and came forward with that tusk in center mass. Had to hurt.
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Wonder what led up to that. Who in their right mind picks a fight with an elephant? Looks like all was okay in the end.
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Wonder what led up to that. Who in their right mind picks a fight with an elephant? Looks like all was okay in the end.
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Except for the rhino's profuse bleeding.
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Wonder what led up to that. Who in their right mind picks a fight with an elephant? Looks like all was okay in the end.
 Quoting: thinking...


Except for the rhino's profuse bleeding.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81450202


If the rhino could run in the end, indicating there are no broken bones, only soft tissue damage, then there is a good chance it will heal from the ordeal. And most likely won't be so eager to confront elephants in the future.
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rhino

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Rhino thought he was a bad-ass. He found out.
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 Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal


Rhino got his ass handed to him.

Need that in the US now
Elephant needs to hand the RINOs their ass...
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Ouch, rhino got jabbed good.

I mean, c'mon, even a pride of lions are cautious with 1 elephant.

What was that rhino thinking?

Someone cut a Trump comb-over on that elephant, please. Thumbs
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 Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal


Rhino got his ass handed to him.

Need that in the US now
Elephant needs to hand the RINOs their ass...
 Quoting: Coldkidc


word this should go viral
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Ouch, rhino got jabbed good.

I mean, c'mon, even a pride of lions are cautious with 1 elephant.

What was that rhino thinking?

Someone cut a Trump comb-over on that elephant, please. Thumbs
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Giraffe says... nice try... how bout a head stomp.

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Can't we all just get along?

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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Wonder what led up to that. Who in their right mind picks a fight with an elephant? Looks like all was okay in the end.
 Quoting: thinking...


Except for the rhino's profuse bleeding.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81450202


If the rhino could run in the end, indicating there are no broken bones, only soft tissue damage, then there is a good chance it will heal from the ordeal. And most likely won't be so eager to confront elephants in the future.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84781388



Not if he tore an artery. Plus "soft tissue" could be part of his feces-filled intestines getting punctured and I'm pretty sure the elephant didn't swab that tusk in alcohol before goring him anyway. He'll be lucky not to get an infection or die from blood loss.
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Poor rhino.. I think they are cute
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Poor rhino.. I think they are cute
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80798264


Well, elephant offered a chance to get on that tit, he passed..

So what happens with the elephant crew today ?

Heard a few jungle cats the other night talking that shit, let's go bang on their corner till they fold..you up, baby ?

^_^
Hmmmm...
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Haha!

"You are no gentlemen sir, a kick dust upon your feet"

That elephant kicked his ass though =)
 Quoting: Centurionx


5a

The 2 most dangerous animals, elephants and hippos, don’t fuck with them!
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angryface No, not really!

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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Haha!

"You are no gentlemen sir, a kick dust upon your feet"

That elephant kicked his ass though =)
 Quoting: Centurionx


5a

The 2 most dangerous animals, elephants and hippos, don’t fuck with them!
 Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal


DOrolleyes

It’s a rhinoceros. It’s not a hippopotamus.

Good grief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81173330

Yes, a unicorn.

Even so, hippos are pretty dangerous too.




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Soteria...

The Bible's use of Soteria indicates its etymology from Greek mythology, as the word is used to mean "fourfold salvation: saved from the penalty, power, presence and most importantly the pleasure of sin."
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Haha!

"You are no gentlemen sir, a kick dust upon your feet"

That elephant kicked his ass though =)
 Quoting: Centurionx


5a

The 2 most dangerous animals, elephants and hippos, don’t fuck with them!
 Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal


DOrolleyes

It’s a rhinoceros. It’s not a hippopotamus.

Good grief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81173330


I’m saying the two most dangerous animals in the bush are the elephant and the hippopotamus.
I’ve had experience with both , numerous times.
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Elephant subdued the Rhino with such little effort.

All it had to do was use its weight to take it down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83680380

Yep. At first I thought the elephant was just going to stomp the rhino. That probably would have killed the rhino instantly or close to it.





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Soteria...

The Bible's use of Soteria indicates its etymology from Greek mythology, as the word is used to mean "fourfold salvation: saved from the penalty, power, presence and most importantly the pleasure of sin."
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
Is this the best post of 2023?!? How can you have anything but the utmost respect for both contestants?
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Re: Elephant and Rhino Fight! 'Clash Of The Titans'
La meme chose!

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