This should be GLP's New Song...

What's a life really worth?
Cull the cattle, thin the herd.



I mean, Tom obviously wins this competition because the contents of that song encapsulate everything GLP lol but I feel like some of these other songs could definitely be on a "official GLP playlist"

For awhile

Oooooooguh booooooguh
Oooooooh eeeeeh oooooooh
Baybuhh batbuhh oook oook ooook
Muuuuh huh huh dikkkkkk beeez foe yooooooh
Muhhhh dikkkkkkk beeez foe yoooooooooooo

Yoooooo hooooh beeeeez muh kwannnnnn
Annn ahhhhh beeeeez yoe kaaaaaaang
Oooooooooguh booooooooooguh
Ooooooooh eeeeeeh oooooooooohhhh

Dis beez muh favrut!!!

Signed, knickguhh chimpazz phoooo

These two are close runner ups


This one describes 95% of the people on GLP lol



Age restricted pshhhh.. Lame. Still a good song tho


Last Edited by Clayton Bigsby on 06/22/2023 12:05 PM

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When I first discovered GLP in 2000,
I was reminded of this song that I hadn’t heard in since the 80’s

We sailed away we walked two thousand miles and then we slipped away
We looked so hard but couldn’t seem to find just what the world was for
Now we know just what the journey’s for

Looking out to the stars think about what you are
What do they think of you animals in their zoo
They haven’t got the time landing is not on their minds
How do we have the nerve we’re animals in preserve

They watch us all they’re only making sure that we don’t trip and fall
Now they looked so hard but they can’t tell us why they’re here and just what for
Because they don’t know who opened up the door

How can we find out more who owns the keyless door
Where does the circle end who are the unwatched men
Where do we go from here faith is a fading fear
Life is a waiting room hope they don’t call me soon
How much more do you really think you know tell me who’s behind the door

(Here is the sound of a thousand Spanish horses)

Who’s behind the door no I’m not afraid of who’s behind the door yeah
Animals in preserve animals in preserve
Who’s behind the door animals in preserve
No I’m not afraid no I’m not afraid no I’m not afraid who’s behind the door