Ancient Chinese prophecy about Corona Virus and WW3

synopsis you diseased shit eating trannny

Guy in video believes you can live forever by wearing a ring. He says he's around 50 and you know what, he looks about 50.

So there's that.

Summary:

There are 10 sorrows.

First sorrow is OP gets winter va ja ja.
Second sorrow is OP gets back results from IQ test and it's 82
Third sorrow is OP finds out his long time girlfriend has a peen
Fourth sorrow is OP porn stash on computer is discovered by mom
Fifth sorrow is OP gets VD from a public toilet glory hole
Sixth sorrow is OP's therapist ask him on the doll where he was touched
Seventh sorrow is OP endocrine system crashes and doctor tells him he's got the T level of a 104 year old
Eighth sorrow is OP's mom kicks him out of the basement
Ninth sorrow is OP get's arrested for public exposure
Tenth sorrow is OP's (now) boyfriend dumps him for a "real man" whatever that means

It's all in the ancient Chinese manuscript.

Hahahaha

Ok, you're a good sport. I put a lot of effort into that.

It is still offtopic tough..,

Don't make me come back at ya brah.

Serious
I'm under the impression this was all to mock what really is to come.
Kinda like a dry run/rehearsal ya know?
It seems like it's out of hand,
To simulate it really being out of hand.
Her we go

Confirmed true for Jacob is the spirit of Elijah who was also David the lion of Judah.

And when Balaam had seen that it was pleasing to the Lord that he should bless Israel, he by no means went out as he had gone before, to seek divination. But directing his face opposite the desert,

and lifting up his eyes, he saw Israel dwelling in tents by their tribes. And with the Spirit of God rushing into him,

taking up his parable, he said: “Balaam, the son of Beor, the man whose eye has been obstructed,

the hearer of the sermon of God, he who has gazed upon a vision of the Almighty, he who falls down and so his eyes are opened, has declared:

‘How beautiful are your tabernacles, O Jacob, and your tents, O Israel!

They are like forested valleys, like gardens irrigated next to rivers, like tabernacles which the Lord has fixed, like cedars close to waters.

Water shall flow from his jar, and his offspring shall be amid many waters, because Agag [Charles the soulless beast of the earth unjust and unrighteous J], his king, shall be taken, and his kingdom shall be removed.

Away from Egypt, God has led him, whose strength is like the rhinoceros. They shall devour the nations that are his enemies, and break their bones, and pierce them with arrows.

Lying down, he has slept like a lion, and like a lioness, whom no one would dare to awaken. He who blesses you, shall himself also be blessed. He who curses you, shall be considered cursed.”

And Balak [G W 'King Belshazzar, Bel, Antipas Herod & Solomon the adulterous son of perdition called the Devil' Bush], being angry against Balaam, clapped his hands together and said: “I called you to curse my enemies, and, to the contrary, you have blessed them three times.

Return to your place. I had decided, indeed, to honor you greatly, but the Lord has deprived you of the designated honor.”

Balaam responded to Balak: “Did I not say to your messengers, whom you sent to me:

Even if Balak would give me his house, filled with silver and gold, I still could not go away from the word of [Enoch] the Lord my God, so as to offer anything, either good or evil, from my own heart [spirit]; but whatever [Jesus] the Lord will speak, this, too, I shall speak.

Yet truly, as I continue on to my own people, I will give you counsel as to what this people shall do to your people in the end times.”

Therefore, taking up his parable, he again spoke: “Balaam the son of Beor, the man whose eye has been obstructed,

the hearer of the sermon of God, he who knows the doctrine of the Most High, and who sees the visions of the Almighty, who, falling down, has his eyes opened, has declared:

I shall see him, but not presently. I shall gaze upon him, but not soon. A star shall rise out of Jacob, and a rod shall spring up from Israel. And he shall strike down the commanders of Moab, and he shall devastate all the sons of Seth [G H.W 'King Akhenaten, Nebuchadnezzar, Herod, Uzziah & Abraham Lincoln had done a walk-in as Kimberly Ann Goguen the great Dragon and crafty Fox a.k.a Azazel the Angel of Perdition' Bush].

And he shall possess Idumea; the inheritance of Seir shall fall to their enemies. Yet truly, Israel shall act with strength.

From Jacob will be he who shall be ruler. And he shall perish the remnants of the city.”

And when he saw Amalek [Joe 'King Joash, Jeroboam & Azaz a.k.a Semyaza the Unholy Watcher and the leader of 200 Angels of Perdiiton' Biden], taking up his parable, he said: “Amalek, first among the Gentiles, whose very end shall be perdition.”

Likewise, he saw the Kainites [Canadians], and taking up his parable, he said: “Robust, indeed, is your habitation. But though you will set your nest in a rock [mankind without root],

and you [Justin 'King Darius & Nero' Trudeau] will be elect among the stock of Kain, how long will you be able to remain? For Assur shall take you captive.”

And taking up his parable once more he said: “Alas! Who will be able to survive, when God will do these things?

They shall arrive in Greek warships from Italy. They shall overcome the Assyrians, and they shall devastate the Hebr@ws, and yet, at the very end, even they themselves shall perish.”

And Balaam rose up, and he returned to his place. Likewise, Balak [G W 'King Belshazzar, Bel, Antipas Herod & Solomon' Bush the adulterous son of perdition called the devil] went back, along the way by which he had arrived. - Numbers 24:1-25

And when he saw Amalek [Joe 'King Joash, Jeroboam & Azaz a.k.a Semyaza the Unholy Watcher and the leader of 200 Angels of Perdiiton' Biden], taking up his parable, he said: “Amalek, first among the Gentiles, whose very end shall be perdition.” - Numbers 24:20

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Totally shillbombed thread?

Autoban no synopsis this is ridiculous, was kind of interested though, and very unusual detailing posts..

Who's gonna read all this shit?