A lie detector test to determine the validity of right wing rhetoric

I asked these questions to a southerner in a lie detector test, to see if he actually believes his rhetoric about how bad monarchies are to have, with a decent value system in place.

Not necessarily regarding facts that exist..
Just whether he believes his own rhetoric.


:)



Q1. In the Royal States of America, a country made of the Queen Elizabeth islands purchased from Canada.

The government of which is it's own Semi-Constitutional monarchy.

Have you ever met Queen Regnant Victoria Anne Parker?

He answered no.
The lie detector test determined that was a lie.


Q2. In the Royal States of America, he was shot at when he tried to enter the Franco-American royal palace in France, owned by the Royal States Queen Regnant.
Is that true?


He answered yes.

The lie detector test determined that was a lie.


Q3. The queen of the Royal States allows the death penalty to be used and orders it.
Is that true?

He answered yes.
The lie detector test determined that was a lie.

Q4. Is there a famine happening in the Royal States of America?

He answered yes.

The lie detector test determined that was a lie.


Q5. A Kid in the hospital with cancer has never been visited by an armored black Lincoln navigator super stretch limousine, trailed by armored Mercedes-Benz vans and motorcycles inside the indoor parking lot building...

Is that true?

He answered yes.

The lie detector test determined that was a lie...
More than 2,000 times over.


Q6. Do you know the Queen Regnant of the Royal States of America?

He answered no.

The lie detector test determined that was a lie.



So here's the deal about Republicans.

Even some of them don't believe their own bullshit.

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