Classic User ID: 85504663 United States 03/24/2023 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wide awake... Wrote a song! I wrote a tune 42 years ago when I was drunk. It's still a classic. Played with acoustic guitar blues style slow. Heres the tune In kindergarten, when you went out to play All the other kids, just ran away When at the table, gettin ready to eat you were in the bathroom, a beatin yer meat (chorus) You're a backdoor man, you get it anyway you can you;re goin to Frisco with some crisco in yo hand you're a backdoor man yooou get it anyway yooou can) When you got older, you went to town, you were caught with John Holmes, with your pants down you were sent to prison, for bribing the judge but most of the time there, they were packin your fudge Chorus) When you got out, worked at disneyland, they dressed you up like Peter Pan Your next position you were eager to please you were caught with John Holmes, down on your knees (chorus) And then one day, you ran into some spades, and the next day you woke up, with a bad case of aids You're a backdoor man you get it anyway you can, you're goin to frisco with some crisco in yo hand your a back door man you get it anywaaaaay you can...
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 85504663 United States 03/24/2023 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Wide awake... Wrote a song! 40+ years ago, you know, when people had a spine! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 85504663 United States 03/24/2023 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Wide awake... Wrote a song! Butthurt? |