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murphagain
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User ID: 61758154 United States 03/24/2023 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life I was driving to Okeechobee ( about 2 1/2 hour drive) from Port Saint Lucie FLA To go look at a truck for sale That i found on facebook marketplace. While driving I noticed a large tall white male 6/2 6/3 wearing green army fatigues carrying a large green duffel bag . He was walking with a major limp.If you have ever been to Okeechobee fla you will notice not much in the area but long long empty roads. I felt bad for the guy and pulled over to ask if he needed a ride. He was heavily bearded and didn't say anything.I found it very odd as he opened the front door and got in. I told him that he could open the rear door and put his big bag in the back seat. He gave me an awful creepy look and stuffed the bag in between his legs, and he was holding it so tight his hands were shaking . So I asked him what's in the bag thinking it's all his personal items.He mumbled "none of your damn business". Thinking he's a vet I will let it slide. Not to be rude but he smelt really bad.I mean the smell was nauseating. Trying not to be rude I rolled down my window and dealt with the smell. I asked where he was heading and the guy actually said "none of your damn business" and just pointed straight. I'M a good size man but he started to make me very uncomfortable. He kept both hands on the bag holding it extremely tight. I asked him if he served in the army.Once again he looked at me with black eyes and said None of your damn business. Dealing with many vets with issues In the past I didn't bring it up again.Trying to make small talk I asked if he was from the area. ONCE again he said " none of your damn business .I realized the awful smell wasn't him but the big ass green bag between his legs.Roads in the area have no traffic so I just wanted to get to my destination and get this big ass bastard out of my car, so I decided to make some time and speed up.Sure as sh!t we both saw and passed a sheriff parked in the medium and the Sheriff turned around as I was speeding. The big bastard actually talked and said pull over .Only place I could pull over was a wooded area and all marsh. I was a bit confused and asked where the hell are you going. Guess what. The big bastard ONCE again under his breath said none of your damn business. What was strange is he quickly limped off and he left his bag ass bag behind. Well Sure as Murphy's Law the sheriff finally caught up to me and hit the blue and red lights. The Sheriff was nice and asked for licence and registration.He almost passed out from the GOD awful smell. I told him what happened .He came around and we both gagged AND could not BELIEVE WHAT was inside it will forever change my life. People please ,please be careful picking up strangers. I'M not A conspiracy theorist. But I AM an inquisitive bilateral theorist. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 85504841 03/24/2023 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62226146 United States 03/24/2023 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life You click baiting bastard. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46456349 United Kingdom 03/24/2023 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life Is this from that something about Mary film? |
The_Meridian
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User ID: 82129370 United States 03/24/2023 05:07 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life You want me to care about what was in the bag. I refuse. Pulp Fiction ending is fine by me. (B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk
The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85505123 03/24/2023 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life Did he fuck yer ass |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 85505149 Ukraine 03/24/2023 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life one star for your attention whoring thread.
You deserved it, fucker. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83032742 United States 03/24/2023 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life Sorry, not believable |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85410568 03/24/2023 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life There are signs up there not to pick up hitchhikers because they might be from Stark or Raiford.
Lucky you didn’t end up in the bag. |
murphagain
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User ID: 61758154 United States 03/24/2023 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85504841 wtf was in the bag ?? None of your damn Buisnnes. HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL. I'M not A conspiracy theorist. But I AM an inquisitive bilateral theorist. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84899513 Norway 03/24/2023 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life
blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85504841 wtf was in the bag ?? None of your damn Buisnnes. HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL. Quoting: murphagain Dirt |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84899513 Norway 03/24/2023 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life There was shot in adopebag from me getting rid of problems. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85504841 03/24/2023 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85504841 wtf was in the bag ?? None of your damn Buisnnes. HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL. Quoting: murphagain I picked up a hitchhiker chick once, drove her across town. She smelled so fuxking bad. I mean really really bad, like she had shit herself. anyway, took days for the stench to get out of my car. Never agane |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62226146 United States 03/24/2023 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85504841 wtf was in the bag ?? None of your damn Buisnnes. HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL. Quoting: murphagain Ok haha. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84899513 Norway 03/24/2023 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life I can never smell bad |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85380873 United States 03/24/2023 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life totally not believable, and if it is true, you are a pathetic cuck for not throwing him out the first time he said none of your damn business. |
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God Fearing Atheist
User ID: 78963904 United States 03/24/2023 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life click bait |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85505149 Ukraine 03/24/2023 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85504841 wtf was in the bag ?? None of your damn Buisnnes. HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL. Quoting: murphagain "I'm murphagain, and I'm an attention whore, look at me!!!!" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80512933 Argentina 03/24/2023 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life |
A Deplorable Neanderthal
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User ID: 85480118 United Kingdom 03/24/2023 05:15 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85504841 Bidens diapers #DefundTheBBC |
murphagain
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User ID: 61758154 United States 03/24/2023 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life
one star for your attention whoring thread.
You deserved it, fucker.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85505149 One star two star .I truly don't care. Just wanted to break away from the negative news and throw out a great story So we can all share it with others.Just some fun. HAPPY FRIDAY. I'M not A conspiracy theorist. But I AM an inquisitive bilateral theorist. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84444165 United States 03/24/2023 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life You lost me at asked what was in the bag. Fake ass story. |
murphagain
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User ID: 61758154 United States 03/24/2023 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life You lost me at asked what was in the bag. Fake ass story.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84444165 It was a joke.. I'M not A conspiracy theorist. But I AM an inquisitive bilateral theorist. |
murphagain
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User ID: 61758154 United States 03/24/2023 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life You click baiting bastard.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146 click click...PULL I'M not A conspiracy theorist. But I AM an inquisitive bilateral theorist. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85505210 Luxembourg 03/24/2023 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85504841 wtf was in the bag ?? None of your damn Buisnnes. HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL. Quoting: murphagain "I'm murphagain, and I'm an attention whore, look at me!!!!" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85505149 concrete blonde |
Johnny Be Good
User ID: 85276796 United Kingdom 03/24/2023 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life Moral of this story is that unless you have a gun readily to hand - you are at the mercy of any lunatic or criminal that you can't physically overpower. Length of days is in her right hand; and in her left hand riches and honour. Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace. |
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murphagain
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User ID: 61758154 United States 03/24/2023 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life You click baiting bastard.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146 Sorry I upset you. Peace bro .just truing to have a bit of fun. I'M not A conspiracy theorist. But I AM an inquisitive bilateral theorist. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83983022 Brazil 03/24/2023 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85504841 wtf was in the bag ?? None of your damn Buisnnes. HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL. Quoting: murphagain Damn man. I was planning to drink 3 or 4. Now 6 at least. HAPPY FRIDAY to You too, bastard. |
murphagain
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User ID: 61758154 United States 03/24/2023 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life You lost me at asked what was in the bag. Fake ass story.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84444165 Sorry I upset you I'M not A conspiracy theorist. But I AM an inquisitive bilateral theorist. |
murphagain
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User ID: 61758154 United States 03/24/2023 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life blue ballz story, wtf was in the bag asshole?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85504841 Bidens diapers Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal Sorry I upset you, peace. I'M not A conspiracy theorist. But I AM an inquisitive bilateral theorist. |
murphagain
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User ID: 61758154 United States 03/24/2023 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: People please please be careful picking up strangers. what just happened to me will forever change my life Is this from that something about Mary film?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46456349 close. happy friday.. I'M not A conspiracy theorist. But I AM an inquisitive bilateral theorist. |
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