Secret to Fasting is to NOT drink water

Why would someone come to glp to listen to your stupid advice?

3 minutes without air
3 hours due to exposure
3 days without water
3 weeks without food

Free corn chips

3 months without sex

3 years without a mushroom vacation

Alright you drink a little water

But only day 3. And you can't enjoy it.

Worst advice ever

wheres my damn chips!

You have to fast first

Not even close

Heres the best... You'll save on water

Part

Try it. Dont eat all day. But don't drink water.


Get through the initial hunger/thrist signal. Keep going. And viola.




You're suddenly fasting like a Yogi

Can you expand on the washing out electrolytes?
It has a ring of truth to it...
I guess an answer would be to drink something with electrolytes, if it's got what your body craves?

No 3.50 for you

No, no, no, you definitely want to flush away the toxins and waste your body is extracting.

Eventually someone will find you passed out on the ground and give you water.



But it's free water.




Then you'll learn to not be that retarded next time cause you ignored a million signs it's time to stop the fast.





You're supposed to feel good.




If you don't feel good you should probably do something about that. Preferably before dying.





You'll find this method of fasting feels good longer




Have fun out there

Voila.


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And here I thought not eating was the secret to fasting

That's not a secret

Nothing to expand on. You dont have infinite elctrolytes.


If you drink water guess what happens.

You can either fast.



Or you can experience electrolyte deficiency.




But.. Uh.. You don't want to experience death so dont be an idiot.



If you drink water add daily amount of electrolytes.




That headach isn't from lack of food.. Its cause youre depleting your battery.



Electrolyte deficiency symptoms are exactly the same as typical fasting symptoms.

3 is the magic number

Yogis drank their urine.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!