Mexico: Norse vikings tried to invade Aztec empire. Were butchered alive like bloated swine!

its good that the Spanish whipped those savages out

Aztek warriors crushed the ottoman invasion in the 1600s too.

Don't artists generally draw the their fantasies moreso than reality?

So what happened? Most mexicans live in homes made of sandbags and tin metal roofs

No vikings went that far south west, if they find a shipwreck of a longboat then I'll belive it.

Those arent vikings in that art, those are white prisoners as said in the article. I've studied ancient paintings like this and there were never any vikings that were pummeled by aztecs, BUT they had plenty of white prisoners. "whipped those savages" is interesting seeing as those, the "Norse" were huge and at that point and still are major shipmen. Hardly savages. Wish people would learn history instead of dumb remarks or believing 1 article. I think the savages you are thinking of were the goths or visigoths.

Article said Aztecs were blacks? Maybe remnants from when Africa separated from South America?

they didn't have guns and were severely outnumbered.. I'd guess.

If the Norse had brought more than 12 people they would have easily won

Oh well Cortez avenged them easy peezy style.

BS. Vikings didn't wear mohawks. Those were other native tribes being executed.

Tacos sound good for lunch. Hey, op! Why don't you sell me an authentic taco out of your little trailer?

The author is a diversity-hire, we-wuz-kangs moron.

He can't afford the carne asada thanks to all the Democrat policies he voted for, but he'll still find a way to blame whitey.

makes total sense

The gheynorse thugs on gheyboats raped and killed unarmed nums and priests...

Looterz

Total Nwordzz


The end.

I think the AC was referring to the Aztecs, who weren't Spaniards

Last Edited by nimmerfall on 03/12/2023 02:58 PM

Sure Zonterious, sure..

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Vikings were little skinny midget lgbt+ whitey nerds, didn't have a chance against real Mexican Aztec Men.

they were living in mud huts well into the 20th century I don't think they were invading anywhere...

Well then Europeans subdued them on the second try, eh?

Aztecs believe Quetzalcoatl was a bearded white man who came from across the sea with other bearded white men and built the pyramids, then left.

Look it up. Same beliefs in the Mayan civilization with Kukulcan.

There was a recent book on the history of the Mexia both before and after the Spanish invasion.

Nothing about Vikings in that history.

Cortes was initially welcomed as a god.

He damn near got killed when he tried throwing the idols out of the temple and replacing them with a cross and the Virgin Mary.

If not for smallpox he would have failed.

Should add that Cortes shrewdly recruited Indian allies from the many tribes oppressed by the Aztecs.

The victims are not white, they're people wrapped in white bandages. Look at the black hair, hardly Viking.

Yeah that narrative is wrong.

Shows white people in their clothing, defending their temples.


Also shows dragons and a giant crab. More astrology like always.

These "white men" were wrapped in toilet paper.
Enlarge the picture and see for yourselves.

Last Edited by Looney Kingus on 03/12/2023 05:10 PM