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How long does it take you to load GLP? Post your feedback for the admins!

 
Cpl. Vishuz
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How long does it take you to load GLP? Post your feedback for the admins!
Lets try this out and give the moderators some feedback on how slow this website really is.

I just tried accessing the website like 3-4 times and it timed out until finally it loaded.

Close your browser, clear your cookies and cache and load GLP. Scroll all the way down on the front page and copy & paste what it says.

Here is mine: Page generated in 6.834s (5 queries)

@ Mods: What is the problem? Is it being solved at all? I'm aware the costs to host such a huge site + archive can be pretty hefty.

Thanks.
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04/16/2008 09:51 PM
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GLP is always a pantload.
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04/16/2008 09:52 PM
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Page generated in 0.046s (5 queries)
Cpl. Vishuz  (OP)

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04/16/2008 09:55 PM
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Just an FYI:

I use OpenDNS servers and TreeWalk for DNS.

My connection is 30/5 mbit.

Heres my speed test result:

Download Speed: 22406 kbps (2800.8 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 4339 kbps (542.4 KB/sec transfer rate)


Try it out for yourselves @ [link to www.speakeasy.net]

Just choose the closest location to you and post your results.

The problems w/ loading this site is occasional but it happens pretty often with me.
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The emerald tablets of Thoth the Atlantean/
The hands of the mighty Lion of Judah/
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Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness/
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Page generated in 8.299s (6 queries)

Sometimes I can't get on at all, it just won't load, 3 times tonight so far.
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04/16/2008 09:57 PM
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Page generated in 0.906s (5 queries)
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04/16/2008 09:58 PM
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Page generated in 0.144s (5 queries)

at the blazing speed of 45.2 Kbps
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Ha! 2nd try..

Page generated in 62.714s (5 queries)
Me

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My second try - Page generated in 61.947s (6 queries)


EDIT: Download Speed - 19720 kbps (2.47MB/s)Upload Speed - 726 kbps (90.8kB/s)
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Slow..very slow!:(
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04/16/2008 10:06 PM
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verrrry slow more times then not...

but
Page generated in 0.249s (5 queries)
this time
Is45

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04/16/2008 10:08 PM
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verrrry slow more times then not...

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04/16/2008 10:10 PM
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it differs. it doesn't seem to be a chronic problem, it can get painfully slow sometimes for sure, but mostly it seems ok to me.
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04/16/2008 10:10 PM
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Hours.
GLP is the slowest consipiracy website on the net.
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04/16/2008 10:11 PM
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Page generated in 143.187s (6 queries) it is a bit slow tonight.
time curl -I godlikeproduction
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04/16/2008 10:12 PM
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HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently
Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:16:11 GMT
Server: Apache/2.2.3 (FreeBSD) DAV/2
Location: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Vary: Accept-Encoding
Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1


real 0m0.444s
user 0m0.012s
sys 0m0.012s
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04/16/2008 10:13 PM
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I am about to just stop visiting it. That's how slow it is. I do not have 5 to 10 minutes for a web page to load. If it had been any other site I would not have waited 10 seconds. I thought it was just temporary, but the wait time just keeps getting worse. I don't need it that bad.
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04/16/2008 10:16 PM
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Lets try this out and give the moderators some feedback on how slow this website really is.

I just tried accessing the website like 3-4 times and it timed out until finally it loaded.

Close your browser, clear your cookies and cache and load GLP. Scroll all the way down on the front page and copy & paste what it says.

Here is mine: Page generated in 6.834s (5 queries)

@ Mods: What is the problem? Is it being solved at all? I'm aware the costs to host such a huge site + archive can be pretty hefty.

Thanks.
 Quoting: Cpl. Vishuz

complaining for something you use for free? pay your $10 a month and help them upgrade the site!
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04/16/2008 10:17 PM
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Page generated in 0.037s (5 queries) [Cached]
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04/16/2008 10:22 PM
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It doesn't take long to post a reply, but yet you have to wait about 10-20 seconds or so, and that's why I think we have some triple post replies here.

There are other times when the website doesn't come up all. I just wait five or ten minutes and it's okay.

hbh
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04/16/2008 10:22 PM
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Then I deleted all my cookies, temp internet files, and browsing history and it took ten times longer, go figure:

Page generated in 31.492s (5 queries)
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04/16/2008 10:23 PM
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It takes about 30 to 40 seconds typically other times it may take only a few. They probably reserve most of the bandwidth for paid members so us AC's get the end of the stack.
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04/16/2008 10:23 PM
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I'm on broadband.

Sometimes it's great.

Sometimes it's terribly slow.
Cpl. Vishuz  (OP)

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04/16/2008 10:24 PM
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Not complaining - just curious.

Besides, you're assuming I have $10 to spend per month?

I can barely afford fucking food, yo.

Why don't you just adopt me and pay for me then?
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The emerald tablets of Thoth the Atlantean/
The hands of the mighty Lion of Judah/
Will throw you through the triangular portals of Bermuda/
Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness/
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04/16/2008 10:26 PM
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It is not consistent. Sometimes half a minute, sometimes 2, 3, minutes, sometimes more than that.
Banshee Tiger

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04/16/2008 10:26 PM
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:Cattap:
LS

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04/16/2008 10:30 PM
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Not complaining - just curious.

Besides, you're assuming I have $10 to spend per month?

I can barely afford fucking food, yo.

Why don't you just adopt me and pay for me then?
 Quoting: Cpl. Vishuz


well i am sorry you cannot afford $10 a month, but stop complaining. how do you know that the site is not currently under attack? this happens at glp almost everyday and some days are worse then others, so let it go and let the mods, trin, and sergio do what they can with what they have.
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04/16/2008 10:56 PM
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I have had problems with GPI for days.

Today, GPL has been almost impossible to access.

Methinks the only thing happening tomorrow, April 17,
will be GPL's final demise.


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04/16/2008 10:59 PM
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Hmmm... vote link broken.
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04/16/2008 11:05 PM
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Page generated in 12.762s ...I hope the server is free because it sucks. All other sites I visit load fast as hell, only GLP is slow as shit.
Cpl. Vishuz  (OP)

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04/16/2008 11:05 PM
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rofl

I'm NOT complaining yo... I'm just curious as to whats going on, thats all. Shit.

Giving feedback is beneficial. Relax.
The blackening of roses will send you to the edges of the land/
The emerald tablets of Thoth the Atlantean/
The hands of the mighty Lion of Judah/
Will throw you through the triangular portals of Bermuda/
Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness/





GLP