Chinese Spy Balloon Exposed

interesting

I think so too.

The guy is a total fuckwit.

What does that have to do with what he is saying?

Fucktard 101

Thanks for the insightful analysis.

I like Jake. Honestly…lol…it does kinda look like ISS. Not saying it is. Just saying I see the resemblance.

Oh I see the resemblance too. But if the ISS really was a fake attached to a balloon, every photo ever taken of it would have to have had the balloon photoshopped out and space photoshopped in. That includes those taken by and posted on GLP by our own Astromut.

I mean…the balloon could have a cloaking device.

Now your being as stupid as that hillbilly jake.

Lol you’re, but yeah. Maybe.

Nothing is for certain. People lie. People believe. The truth is out there…but it ain’t ever gonna be found by me, Jake or any other “hillbilly.” Guys like Astro, though…just maybe.

It's held by a retractable rope. When they want the public to see it they just extend the rope. Balloon won't be anywhere near it for the photos.

People who believe men landed on the moon aren't going to discover jack shit.

We landed on the moon?!

This would explain why they refuse to shoot it down.

I think that no matter what it is…the one thing we can be certain it’s not is a Chinese barroon.

Let me take a guess. You took the clot shot, right?

And a bunch of boosters. If this dude had as many jabs coming outta him that he did that went in, he’d look like a porcupine.

whoever made that video is a douche nozzel

Wow, that term is actually in the dictionary:

douche·noz·zle
/ˈdo͞oSHˌnäzəl/
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nounINFORMAL•US
noun: douche nozzle
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
"he's a total douchenozzle and the whole premise of the show is absurd"

But then how do you explain the balloon has hanging off of it this thing that looks exactly like the ISS?

Your first experience Jake the Asshole?

Thank you for this. A bunch of complete fucking morons believe that this Air Balloon traveled all the way from China... onto US soil without being DETECTED. Perhaps you should be worried about your Homeland Security if you believe this Bullshit story.

Lol right. It just mozied on over. Its mind blowing.

We need to have little pity on them, all the believers are the clot shotters.

Good point!

Yes, you read my mind. It’s anything but what they say it is.

And they refuse to shoot it down, why not? Well, Jake the Asshole certainly has a possible explanation; if they do then someone on the ground might find it and see it has an exact replica of the ISS hanging off of it.

I was a flat earther for so long. Found Jake when he was flat earth asshole. I try so hard to just not care about it, I try to go back to sleep and accept the ball and I try to be humble and realize I’m not a very smart dude so I could bd wrong. But then shit like this happens that just pulls me right back in. They call it a rabbit hole for a reason I guess.