Drunk Uncle Intel - About The Nano-Tech, Micro Aerosol-ized, Weapons-Grade, Bio-Engineered, Anthrax Terror Balloon...!

Severe step uncle report:


It's not a spy balloon



It is a high altitude EMP device.



Bye bye power grid and spacex


Zero nuclear capability of us



Send more tanks to Ukraine lol

I work for the air force can't give anymore details on my position or where I'm stationed. Were pretty sure the balloons have emp devices in them and are trying them figure out our next move...not the easiest thing to deal with. This may be something BIG. Ill be back with more info.

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Check from 4:40

Guess NORAD was taking a nap when it drifted into our airspace.

How do we know it's from China?

China has spy satellites. Why would they use a balloon?

North Korea does not have spy satellites yet (officially) - could be from them!

Why would North Korea spy on the US? - wouldn't China provide them with their spy satellite intelligence?

And how hard is it for the US to shoot down a balloon?

It does not make any sense ..

Therefore the only conclusion is that THIS IS NOT A SPY BALOOON.

And probably it can't be shot down, because it contains a payload.

Or it's a psy-op.

It might be a joke/psy-op - but it could equally be dead serious -

Imagine the following scenario:

what do you do if the balloon contains a payload of aerosolised spike proteins/Anthrax/unknown biological agent/EMP NUKE?

You can't shoot it, as it would release the payload in the atmosphere.

You can't move it away to the middle of the ocean, as no planes can fly that high (60,000 feet)

what do you do?

Only chance is to pull out secret space program anti gravity tech.. or strap a man to another giant helium balloon and get him to attach a giant rope to the rogue balloon and bring it down to the ground.

In that case you have to hope it's not booby trapped.

And then what do you do if 1000 of such balloons appear all over North America?

Now thinking about this, this balloon trick is quite a brilliant idea!!!

Just my 2 cents.

Here is Styx's take on the balloon:



Final thoughts:

If the USA (N#1 military force in the world) is unable to deal with a slow moving high altitude balloon - what are we going to do when the Aliens attack us.

Who said the balloons were Chinese?


There is a second one now adorned in giant Chinese text, like any good, legit spy device would be. They are also flying too low, within easy reach of military aircraft. China is simply not so kindergarten innocent they'd actually put huge chinese text on it, this is a deception.

The balloons are more likely to be jsraeli, and are very likely to be ship launched, or even yacht launched. Why does China need balloons when they have hundreds of spy satellites? Who has more totally nationally owned spy satellites? China, or israel? That's easy to answer . . . . . China does not have as much of a reason to launch said balloons and Israel just sucks other national tits for that stuff. if they are israeli, that would explain why the balloons are not being shot down.

I think it is far more probable that israel is sending the balloons to look for ways to blackmail the United States into a war with Iran, a war the American people don't want.

They would obviously want Americans to blame China. But I don't think even Biden would allow this at this time, unless those "chinese balloons" were serving israeli interests one way or another.

Who says Xi is not a closet zi

onist? That would explain the genocides, and the world would not need to know.

BEIJING (AP) — China said Friday that a balloon spotted over American airspace was used for weather research and was blown off course, despite U.S. suspicion it was spying. The discovery further strained already tense relations between Beijing and Washington.

The Pentagon decided not to shoot down the balloon, which was potentially flying over sensitive sites, because of concerns of hurting people on the ground.

The news came as U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken was expected to make his first trip to Beijing this weekend. The visit has not been formally announced, and it was not immediately clear if the balloon’s discovery would affect his travel plans. Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Mao Ning said Friday she had no information on the trip.

Blinken would be the highest-ranking member of President Joe Biden’s administration to visit China, on a mission to mitigate a sharp downturn in relations between the countries amid trade disputes and concerns about Beijing’s increasingly aggressive stance toward Taiwan and in the South China Sea.

In a statement late Friday, the Chinese Foreign Ministry said the balloon a was civilian airship used mainly for meteorological research. The ministry said the airship has limited “self-steering” capabilities and “deviated far from its planned course” because of winds.

Who said the balloons were Chinese?


There is a second one now adorned in giant Chinese text, like any good, legit spy device would be. They are also flying too low, within easy reach of military aircraft. China is simply not so kindergarten innocent they'd actually put huge chinese text on it, this is a deception.

The balloons are more likely to be jsraeli, and are very likely to be ship launched, or even yacht launched. Why does China need balloons when they have hundreds of spy satellites? Who has more totally nationally owned spy satellites? China, or israel? That's easy to answer . . . . . China does not have as much of a reason to launch said balloons and Israel just sucks other national tits for that stuff. if they are israeli, that would explain why the balloons are not being shot down.

I think it is far more probable that israel is sending the balloons to look for ways to blackmail the United States into a war with Iran, a war the American people don't want.

They would obviously want Americans to blame China. But I don't think even Biden would allow this at this time, unless those "chinese balloons" were serving israeli interests one way or another.

Who says Xi is not a closet zi

onist? That would explain the genocides, and the world would not need to know.

Jheouw-balloon-live-coverage...
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"Susan Therhani"

Tehran-Iranian capital city.
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not cryptic at-all?
?

Just saying but it's basically spring planting season.

Remember all those packages of seeds that randomly showed up in people's mail a few years ago.

Do the math . This thing is dropping shit all along its path . Mark my words and keep record of this path .